Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2015, 10:56 AM
Ollie McAteer for Metro.co.uk
http://i.imgur.com/72mrgYP.jpg
A church has allegedly blamed Pokemon for encouraging homosexuality.
Teenagers from the late 80s and early 90s have had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends, claims a study by the Creflo Dollar Ministry.
It’s preposterous, really, I mean how could anyone picture Pokemon as anything more than just a children’s cartoon?
Take Slowpoke. His name is not at all sexual…
http://i.imgur.com/pze4FJP.jpg
And Bellsprout’s mouth is not at all suggestive.
http://i.imgur.com/TYxvFX4.jpg
Beedrill’s hands look nothing like love aids.
http://i.imgur.com/ak1h10l.jpg
And Squirtle’s name definitely doesn’t sound like a genre of porn.
http://i.imgur.com/KAKxq6v.jpg
Nor do the weapons Blastoise has strapped to his back look at all phallic.
http://i.imgur.com/ygWz6g8.jpg
And whatever Gloom has been up to is definitely not suspicious at all.
http://i.imgur.com/0Ene1iE.jpg
Bulbasaur doesn’t look like he has an incredible breast on his back.
http://i.imgur.com/MbGJRz5.jpg
And fiery Charizard is not at all rampant in this photo.
http://i.imgur.com/H5bRz7Y.jpg
No. Absolutely nothing sexual about Pokemon.
According to Christ News, clues start with the relationship between the main character, Ash, and his friend Brock.
It claims that many of the Pokemon’s shapes are of a phallic nature.
NB To put the study into context, it comes from the same church from which a pastor launched a crowd-funding campaign so he could buy a new private jet – because God told him it was the right thing to do.
http://i.imgur.com/Qcn9okH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/72mrgYP.jpg
A church has allegedly blamed Pokemon for encouraging homosexuality.
Teenagers from the late 80s and early 90s have had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends, claims a study by the Creflo Dollar Ministry.
It’s preposterous, really, I mean how could anyone picture Pokemon as anything more than just a children’s cartoon?
Take Slowpoke. His name is not at all sexual…
http://i.imgur.com/pze4FJP.jpg
And Bellsprout’s mouth is not at all suggestive.
http://i.imgur.com/TYxvFX4.jpg
Beedrill’s hands look nothing like love aids.
http://i.imgur.com/ak1h10l.jpg
And Squirtle’s name definitely doesn’t sound like a genre of porn.
http://i.imgur.com/KAKxq6v.jpg
Nor do the weapons Blastoise has strapped to his back look at all phallic.
http://i.imgur.com/ygWz6g8.jpg
And whatever Gloom has been up to is definitely not suspicious at all.
http://i.imgur.com/0Ene1iE.jpg
Bulbasaur doesn’t look like he has an incredible breast on his back.
http://i.imgur.com/MbGJRz5.jpg
And fiery Charizard is not at all rampant in this photo.
http://i.imgur.com/H5bRz7Y.jpg
No. Absolutely nothing sexual about Pokemon.
According to Christ News, clues start with the relationship between the main character, Ash, and his friend Brock.
It claims that many of the Pokemon’s shapes are of a phallic nature.
NB To put the study into context, it comes from the same church from which a pastor launched a crowd-funding campaign so he could buy a new private jet – because God told him it was the right thing to do.
http://i.imgur.com/Qcn9okH.jpg