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Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2015, 11:16 AM
Dave Burke for Metro.co.uk


http://i.imgur.com/Q2maWLR.jpg

The beard revolution may be at its peak – but an investigation by microbiologists has warned a proud display of facial hair could be dirtier than a toilet.

Anyone who’s anyone is sporting a beard these days, but maybe the trend is cause for concern.

Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria.

He said: ‘I’m usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.’

Several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ Mr Golobic said.

And although none of the levels were enough to cause illness, the microbiologist said: ‘There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing.’

Lots of hand washing and thorough beard scrubbing is the key, gents.

And Mr Golobic added: ‘Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible,” he said.

*Goes for a quick shave*

FBD
05-04-2015, 11:30 AM
I was able to tolerate a goatee for a short amount of time, but f that, clean shaven nowadays

deebakes
05-04-2015, 01:17 PM
porky? :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2015, 04:20 PM
My goatee has shit in it, because I put shit in it

FBD
05-04-2015, 05:03 PM
:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2015, 05:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ONJWB8O.jpg

allsmiles
05-04-2015, 11:25 PM
:yuck:

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2015, 12:36 AM
This thread made me shave.

Griffin
05-05-2015, 01:27 AM
How can the beard be any different than the rest of the hair on their head?
Do these people not wash their face when they shower?
My beard is washed daily with the rest of my head.

allsmiles
05-05-2015, 03:45 AM
Good for you, Griff. proud of you.

Did they take samples from a homeless guy who just tossed the salad of another homeless guy who has an unnatural fear of toilet paper?

deebakes
05-05-2015, 03:47 AM
it's probably some hipster trend that feces is thought to make beards grow fuller and faster :x

allsmiles
05-05-2015, 04:07 AM
http://i62.tinypic.com/2lkr1g8.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/25jle9x.jpg

Hal-9000
05-05-2015, 03:48 PM
My goatee has shit in it, because I put shit in it


:rofl:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-07-2015, 08:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kRiqANR.jpg

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2015, 09:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kRiqANR.jpg

wasn't true when I was rocking mine :lol:

#muttonchops

Lambchop
05-07-2015, 09:21 PM
Sham-poo?

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2015, 09:44 PM
ayy lmao