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Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2015, 11:53 AM
Matt Payton for Metro.co.uk


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A man unable to see his manhood is fives times more likely to suffer from Type 2 Diabetes, experts say.

The West Midlands turns out to have the highest percentage of men in the country struggling to see their genitalia.

This survey is part of the ‘Big Check’ campaign by WeLoveOurHealth.co.uk, who are highlighting the importance of their waist band measurements rather than the Body Mass Index (BMI).

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A&E specialist Dr Johan du Plessis, and the website’s doctor told the Evening Standard: ‘This new research is really worrying and men must be encouraged to wake up to the potential life threatening risks of being overweight and to make this vital check.

‘An obese man who can’t see his penis is five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes, three times more likely to develop cancer of the colon and more than two and a half times more likely to develop high blood pressure – a major risk factor for stroke and heart disease.’

Goofy
05-04-2015, 12:00 PM
Maybe theres just a lot of blind men in London :-k

deebakes
05-04-2015, 01:16 PM
red? :-k

redred
05-04-2015, 01:24 PM
:woot: 11th

deebakes
05-04-2015, 01:33 PM
:woot: 11th

what's that? the anniversary of the last time you saw your genitals? :-k












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redred
05-04-2015, 01:35 PM
:slap: :lol:

Hugh_Janus
05-04-2015, 09:03 PM
#ittybittywinkys

Griffin
05-05-2015, 01:32 AM
Two men, who were both a little over weight, were taking a piss beside each other. One said to the other, "Man, I haven't seen my penis in years!" The other, replied, "You could always diet." The first man replied, "Dye it? Hell, what color is it now?!"

Pony
05-05-2015, 01:34 AM
Maybe theres just a lot of blind men in London :-k

They see fine, just a lot of little peckers.


what's that? the anniversary of the last time you saw your genitals? :-k




:dance:

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Muddy
05-05-2015, 02:50 AM
Pull it together.. Dont be a bunch of fat fucks..

Hal-9000
05-05-2015, 03:53 PM
:woot: 11th


what's that? the anniversary of the last time you saw your genitals? :-k










:dance:



:lol: :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-05-2015, 04:05 PM
Pull it together.. Dont be a bunch of fat fucks..

Or grow a nice pipe like me, then you have room to put on a few pounds ;)

Pony
05-05-2015, 04:24 PM
Or grow a nice pipe like me, then you have room to put on a few pounds ;)

What's your secret? Water it twice a day? Grow lamps?

PorkChopSandwiches
05-05-2015, 04:26 PM
And proper nutrients

Hal-9000
05-05-2015, 04:28 PM
What's your secret? Water it twice a day? Grow lamps?


he's comparing it to his 9 year old buddy's winky :thumbsup:

Pony
05-05-2015, 04:31 PM
he's comparing it to his 9 year old buddy's winky :thumbsup:

Ahh, kinda like the average girl that has a lot of fat friends....

PorkChopSandwiches
05-05-2015, 04:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vy0Lcm4.jpg

Hal-9000
05-05-2015, 04:41 PM
Ahh, kinda like the average girl that has a lot of fat friends....

exactly...wingmen always give perspective :thumbsup:



(and Porky luvs him some young clean nekkid dudes during sprinkler season)

Hal-9000
05-05-2015, 04:41 PM
if that last post had a sound, it would be *TWINK, TWINK*






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