View Full Version : Hal 9000 Is My Dad, I'm a Bastard Son
D.W.C.F-9000
06-01-2011, 07:36 PM
http://a143.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_2b356f338fa16d7888d1c14adcae2c16.jpg
Hal-9000
06-01-2011, 07:55 PM
BOY! :x :x :x
We've talked about this...under NO circumstances are you allowed to bother Daddy when he's at work!!!
(looking good son, you appear to have dropped a few ounces since the last time I saw you)
PorkChopSandwiches
06-01-2011, 08:04 PM
dropped a few onces on his shirt
Hal-9000
06-01-2011, 08:12 PM
nice to see he has my eyes and his mother's GUT
:dance:
deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:15 PM
:wtf:
Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:17 PM
Welcome Hal's bastard son!
deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:30 PM
:idk:
Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:33 PM
troll?
deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:34 PM
Don't call me that :axe:
Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:42 PM
:lol:
Sorry
:huh: is this real? No one would joke about being Hal's bastard son :)
So Welcome and stuff :wave:
Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 09:46 PM
:huh: is this real?....
yes
redred
06-02-2011, 09:48 PM
welcome to the site , i think :lol:
Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:07 PM
it's not mine, so don't even go there :lol:
redred
06-02-2011, 10:10 PM
it's not mine, so don't even go there :lol:
i know i had to check to see who it was :lol:
Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:15 PM
it's not mine in a lotta ways :lol:
DemonGeminiX
06-02-2011, 10:53 PM
:hand:
That's what all deadbeat dads say.
I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine :shock:
Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:58 PM
I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine :shock:
You said you were gonna pull out! :x
Godfather
06-03-2011, 01:26 AM
The f?
D.W.C.F-9000
06-03-2011, 09:45 PM
http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deadbeat-dad-pot-logo.jpg
Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!
PorkChopSandwiches
06-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Hal should be so proud
Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!
True, but he missed out the bra :huh: maybe he doesnt know his dad that well after all :lol:
redred
06-03-2011, 10:08 PM
http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deadbeat-dad-pot-logo.jpg
isn't daddy strawberry blonde??
DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:25 PM
Not after Junior pooped on his head.
:nono:
Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 10:29 PM
:x :x :x
I don't eat potato chips
DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:45 PM
:-s
Hopefully not while you still have Junior's poop on your head. That would be nasty.
Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 10:56 PM
Indeed :thumbsup:
hey! :x :x
DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:57 PM
:dance:
Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:00 PM
If I had a son (that I was aware of), he certainly wouldn't poop on people's heads and he would be able to spell!! :x
If I had a son (that I was aware of), he certainly wouldn't poop on people's heads and he would be able to spell!! :x
So he would take after his Mother then?
Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:10 PM
So he would take after his Mother then?
:burn: :dance:
hey, wait a minute......
So he would take after his Mother then?
Word is she did like potato chips. A bit too much.
:outtahere:
Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:11 PM
Word is she did like potato chips. A bit too much.
:outtahere:
HEY! :x
You can't talk about my sperm receptacle that way!
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