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D.W.C.F-9000
06-01-2011, 07:36 PM
http://a143.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_2b356f338fa16d7888d1c14adcae2c16.jpg

Hal-9000
06-01-2011, 07:55 PM
BOY! :x :x :x

We've talked about this...under NO circumstances are you allowed to bother Daddy when he's at work!!!


(looking good son, you appear to have dropped a few ounces since the last time I saw you)

PorkChopSandwiches
06-01-2011, 08:04 PM
dropped a few onces on his shirt

Hal-9000
06-01-2011, 08:12 PM
nice to see he has my eyes and his mother's GUT



:dance:

deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:15 PM
:wtf:

Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:17 PM
Welcome Hal's bastard son!

deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:30 PM
:idk:

Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:33 PM
troll?

deebakes
06-01-2011, 11:34 PM
Don't call me that :axe:

Southern Belle
06-01-2011, 11:42 PM
:lol:
Sorry

MrsM
06-02-2011, 05:03 PM
:huh: is this real? No one would joke about being Hal's bastard son :)

So Welcome and stuff :wave:

Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 09:46 PM
:huh: is this real?....


yes

redred
06-02-2011, 09:48 PM
welcome to the site , i think :lol:

Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:07 PM
it's not mine, so don't even go there :lol:

redred
06-02-2011, 10:10 PM
it's not mine, so don't even go there :lol:

i know i had to check to see who it was :lol:

Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:15 PM
it's not mine in a lotta ways :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-02-2011, 10:53 PM
:hand:

That's what all deadbeat dads say.

minz
06-02-2011, 10:55 PM
I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine :shock:

Hal-9000
06-02-2011, 10:58 PM
I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine :shock:

You said you were gonna pull out! :x

Godfather
06-03-2011, 01:26 AM
The f?

D.W.C.F-9000
06-03-2011, 09:45 PM
http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deadbeat-dad-pot-logo.jpg

Pony
06-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!

PorkChopSandwiches
06-03-2011, 09:52 PM
Hal should be so proud

minz
06-03-2011, 09:54 PM
Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!

True, but he missed out the bra :huh: maybe he doesnt know his dad that well after all :lol:

redred
06-03-2011, 10:08 PM
http://www.dadwagon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/deadbeat-dad-pot-logo.jpg

isn't daddy strawberry blonde??

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:25 PM
Not after Junior pooped on his head.

:nono:

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 10:29 PM
:x :x :x


I don't eat potato chips

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:45 PM
:-s

Hopefully not while you still have Junior's poop on your head. That would be nasty.

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 10:56 PM
Indeed :thumbsup:









hey! :x :x

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 10:57 PM
:dance:

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:00 PM
If I had a son (that I was aware of), he certainly wouldn't poop on people's heads and he would be able to spell!! :x

minz
06-03-2011, 11:03 PM
If I had a son (that I was aware of), he certainly wouldn't poop on people's heads and he would be able to spell!! :x

So he would take after his Mother then?

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:10 PM
So he would take after his Mother then?

:burn: :dance:



























hey, wait a minute......

Pony
06-03-2011, 11:10 PM
So he would take after his Mother then?

Word is she did like potato chips. A bit too much.


:outtahere:

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 11:11 PM
Word is she did like potato chips. A bit too much.


:outtahere:

HEY! :x

You can't talk about my sperm receptacle that way!