Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2015, 11:22 AM
Metro News Reporter for Metro.co.uk
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*Snap*. That sickening sound was the last thing this man heard before feeling astonishing pain in his nether regions.
A fractured penis was was the last thing on Alan Parke’s mind as he enjoed a romp with his 22-year-old girlfriend Clarissa Cairns.
But that’s exactly what happened. Ouch.
‘I’ve never known pain like it,’ he told the Irish Mirror, explaining how he ended up leaping around the room in pain after his manhood snapped at his home in County Donegal, Ireland.
‘We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top,’ he added.
‘All of a sudden I heard something snap. I’ve never known pain like it. It was absolutely excruciating.’
Surprisingly the penis snap wasn’t the worst part.
The humiliation of having to sit in a hospital with a cast on his penis while being mocked by fellow patients ranks as an experience almost as painful.
Parke had to spend two months in bed following an operation but is now back on his feet and everything seems to be in working order.
‘It was a while before he could even play with himself again he was in that much pain,’ girlfriend Clarissa added.
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*Snap*. That sickening sound was the last thing this man heard before feeling astonishing pain in his nether regions.
A fractured penis was was the last thing on Alan Parke’s mind as he enjoed a romp with his 22-year-old girlfriend Clarissa Cairns.
But that’s exactly what happened. Ouch.
‘I’ve never known pain like it,’ he told the Irish Mirror, explaining how he ended up leaping around the room in pain after his manhood snapped at his home in County Donegal, Ireland.
‘We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top,’ he added.
‘All of a sudden I heard something snap. I’ve never known pain like it. It was absolutely excruciating.’
Surprisingly the penis snap wasn’t the worst part.
The humiliation of having to sit in a hospital with a cast on his penis while being mocked by fellow patients ranks as an experience almost as painful.
Parke had to spend two months in bed following an operation but is now back on his feet and everything seems to be in working order.
‘It was a while before he could even play with himself again he was in that much pain,’ girlfriend Clarissa added.