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Jezter
06-03-2011, 03:42 PM
66 Any WWE Diva (2010 Rank: Unranked)

We get the fascination. They’re athletic. They sometimes do salacious things (though not as much as they used to, dammit). And they’re wrestling each other. Problem is, close up most of them look like free safeties with boob implants and about a pound of makeup on their face. Plus Snooki did as adequate a job with their vocation as any one else on the roster. Not exactly a crowning moment for the WWE gals.


65 Kirsten Dunst (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Kirsten is set to appear in not one, but three movies in 2011. Three! We love the fact that she’s a skinny-yet-buxom gal and that she played a creepy vampire at an age where we were rolling in Big Wheels. But still, have you seen one of her movies?


64 Jennifer Love Hewitt (2010 Rank: 44)

As we have pointed out in the past, the memory is a dangerous thing. It can fool you if you aren’t careful. Sure the memories of J-Love bouncing around avoiding a fisherman with a hook hand are highly cherished. Even the ghosts wouldn’t want to talk to her any more if they didn’t remember that treadmill scene from “Heartbreakers”.


63 Kate Hudson (2010 Rank: 51)

No one ever ranks Kate Hudson on their Hot Lists, but she keeps getting movie role after movie role so a whole bunch of people must like her. They don’t go to her movies or talk favorably about her but, hey, that’s got to count for something. Plus anyone who led to a resurgence of A-Rod’s career deserves nothing but our disdain.



62 Kaley Cuoco (2010 Rank: Unranked)

I like Kaley Cuoco. I thought she killed in Hop. I’d go out on a date with her in a heartbeat. I’d let her do bad things to me. And sure humor is a trait that men find attractive in a woman, but I still have a hard time buying that she is the 13th hottest woman in the world (Maxim). Being the hot chick on a show honoring geeks can only carry you so far.


61 Katrina Bowden (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Esquire readers say that she’s the sexiest woman in the world. Really? The sexiest? In the world? Playing the ditzy blonde on 30 Rock for 10 seconds every five episodes sure carries a lot of weight these days, we suppose.




60 Alicia Keys (2010 Rank: 56)

Alicia is a very attractive woman. Alicia is a very talented woman. When you combine the two men do things like vote her to the #43 ranking of the most desirable women in the world (Askmen). We don’t know about you, but we can name 43 other women we find more desirable and it would take us about 30 seconds. 20 seconds if we do this test at a bus stop in Brazil.


59 Brittany Snow (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Nothing like a spread in Maxim to get men to drool. Sure, she’s pretty — most if not all of these ladies are very pretty — but those guys could take a woman off the street, slap some makeup on her, put her in some good lighting, and then Photoshop the hell out of her and we’d all be saying how hot she is. (Ranked #23 by Maxim, almost twice as high as the criminally underrated and talented Emma Stone.)

58 Whitney Port (2010 Rank: Unranked)

What is with chicks on reality shows that makes men overvalue their sexiness? Yes, Whitney is attractive. But just because you got to see her on your 52 inch doesn’t mean she’s any hotter than a dozen other girls you can actually see in person by taking a walk through your local mall. Especially when her main skill sets are “Being that chick next to Lauren Conrad” and “Orchestrating a bikini slip with paparazzi” (Ranked #62 by Maxim.)


57 Kristen Bell (2010 Rank: 55)

Kristen was ranked #48 by Askmen this year. As in the 48th most desirable woman on the planet. Apparently a lot of men desire a woman who looks like about 10,000 other nice-looking women on the planet. Must be a comfort thing.



56 Keira Knightley (2010 Rank: 53)

If you took a picture of Keira Knightley’s body and showed it to 100 men and asked them if they thought it was sexy, how many men do you think would say yes? Maybe we’re way off, but we’d guess less than half of them. Now take a picture of Italian model Elisabetta Canalis’ body and show it to those same men and what would the answer be? Unless they’re big Peter Pan fans, we don’t love Keira’s chances (Askmen ranked Keira #54, Elisabetta at #74. FHM had Keira at #69.)

55 Maria Sharapova (2010 Rank: 19)

One of these days men are going to stop overrating women based on their athletic ability (see: Daniel Tosh’s thoughts on the matter). Actually that probably will never happen, but I wish they would because there is no way Maria (ranked #80 by Askmen.com readers) should be ranked ahead of UFC sexpot Arianny Celeste. That just shouldn’t happen.


54 Kristin Cavallari (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Kristin, formerly one of the stars of Laguna Beach and The Hills is somehow still garnering people’s attention long after those two shows bit the dust. Now she’s most famous for being engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler ensuring that just when we thought we were done with her, we’re not. Here’s hoping at the wedding, she doesn’t channel her new husband during the bouquet toss, otherwise there’s going to be one very confused little ring boy.


53 Rachel Uchitel (2010 Rank: Unranked)

If there’s one thing we men love it’s a babe involved in a sex controversy. And Rachel Uchitel was the queen of the sex controversy in the last year. She’s also been prone to hitting the beach in a bikini. Both good things, but let’s not get carried away. When Tiger Woods considered this Perkins waitress to be as mistress-qualified as Uchitel was, she should have never been heard from again.


52 Gisele Bundchen (2010 Rank: 54)

I still don’t get how Gisele was the highest paid model in the world last year. Again. Controversial statement alert: She’s got a bit of a man face. And she also got Tom Brady stank on her. When your the male yin to your yang takes photos like this on a waterslide, you just lose points by association.


51 Taylor Momsen (2010 Rank: Unranked)

The former star of Gossip Girl has been on quite a roll in the last year. She went from one of the sexiest, cutest pieces of jailbait on the planet to one of the most egomaniacal, most annoying kids on the planet. The good news is that the further along this path she goes, the less people care about her.


50 Kelly Osbourne (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Men sure do love a fat chick gone skinny. And so does Hollywood. Especially when that fat chick is the spawn of another famous person. But did you know that she is the face of Madonna’s fashion line Material Girls? (She replaced Taylor Momsen for reasons already stated). Which leads us to ask, “Umm, why?” Maybe it’s ironic, like selling Che Guevara shirts at Hot Topic.


49 Bridget Marquardt (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Holly has a show in Vegas, Kendra’s dancing with the stars, and Bridget still somehow just shot a pilot for yet another reality show. She’s the only one of the three who wasn’t an actual Playboy Playmate which just proves that, despite his withered frame and approaching senility, Hef knew what he was doing then and what others need to realize now.


48 Hilary Duff (2010 Rank: 31)

Hilary falls into a couple of categories for why I think men overvalue her sexiness. One, she’s a former kinda sexy child star (no pedo), and she’s now a WAG (the double bonus!). We’re just glad she wasn’t born and raised in England or there’s probably be currency with her face on it by now. (Ranked #40 by Maxim.)


47 Amber Rose (2010 Rank: Unranked)

First thing’s first: What. Is with. The hair? I get it that she’s dated Kanye and now Wiz Khalifa, but other than that, why do we know her and have to hear about her? There are a million girls with gigantic asses who we’re sure would also be willing to take backshots from hip hop stars but don’t have hair like an extra from 1980s TV hit Alien Nation.

46 Caroline Wozniacki (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Men just love it when a female athlete is even remotely attractive so when one comes along that rates above a 7 and is actually good at her sport we tend to go overboard with praise. Much like Maria Sharapova, this is another one of those cases.


45 Katherine Heigl (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Why is this woman still famous? No one likes her so it has to be her looks, right? That’s the only explanation I can come up with. Which brings me back to my initial question: Why is this woman still famous?

Jezter
06-03-2011, 03:44 PM
44 Sara Jean Underwood (2010 Rank: Unranked)

We never, ever thought we would say this, because we used to be in lust with SJU, but her recent foray into the world of breast enhancement mixed with her taking over the job of the woman I had ranked #7 on this list last year means the infatuation is pretty much over. It probably breaks her heart. Sorry you had to find out like this, Sara Jean.


43 Ashley Tisdale (2010 Rank: 29)

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley were made uber-famous by those High School Musical movies. Well, in Vanessa’s case, the nudie pics helped too, but Ashley’s generic looks and middling talent make that a non-issue anyway. That and she should stop starring in movies and TV shows with babes twice as hot as her. She should tar and feather her agent.

42 Jessica Simpson (2010 Rank: 17)

Jessica’s best days appear to behind her though we’re still holding out hope for one more comeback. That hasn’t stopped her from remaining in the spotlight though with People naming her one of their most beautiful people and her hosting a VH1 TV series, The Price of Beauty. Oh, and her amazingly lucrative fashion line. If we had a billion dollar business, we’d probably skip out on the elliptical too.

41 Elisha Cuthbert (2010 Rank: 28)

She’s back with a new TV show and putting the extra weight she’s gained to good use because much of it landed on her upper body, but her best days are clearly behind her. (Ranked #65 by Maxim.)

40 Erin Andrews (2010 Rank: 5)

Apparently Dancing With The Stars wasn’t quite the career launcher that we all thought it would be. Oh, that’s right, other than males who watch college sports, no one knew who the hell she was when she appeared on that show. Point: Michelle Beadle. (Ranked #91 by Maxim.)


39 Malin Akerman (2010 Rank: 25)

What are we missing here? Malin is attractive, sure, but not that attractive (#39 by Askmen). Is it the willingness to do countless photo shoots and movie roles without her top on that makes men go gaga? (Ranked #92 by FHM.)


38 Angelina Jolie (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Angelina at one point was arguably the sexiest woman on the planet. A point a long, long time ago. Unless you’re hoping to find a female celebrity replacement for a wall-mounted singing fish, it’s time to let her go, fellas. (Ranked #67 by Askmen and #90 by FHM.)


37 Dianna Agron (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Wow, you mean she sings AND dances on a show most men would rather cut a toe off than watch with roughly the same panache of a career waitress at dinner theatre? Be still our beating hearts. (Ranked #81 by both Askmen and FHM.)


36 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Sure she’s got a smokin’ hot body or she wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret model, but there’s something funky going on with that schnoz of hers that has us wondering how she made it so far in the business when there are loads of similarly sexy ladies out there that we don’t look at and wonder if they used to box as a child. She certainly wouldn’t have been the VS model we’d have picked to replace Megan Fox. (Ranked #15 by Askmen and #1 by both Maxim and FHM.)

35 Karina Smirnoff (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Every year one semi-pseudo-famous-in-certain-circles reality star poses for Playboy (see Bensimon, Kelly, 2010) and gets the men of the world in a tizzy. This year it was A.C. Slater’s ex-girlfriend, Brad Penny’s future wife, and Dancing With The Stars, uh, star, Karina Smirnoff. The day a serviceable set of jazz hands wins our hearts will be a cold one in Hell.


34 Alexa Chung (2010 Rank: Unranked)

From Wikipedia, “Chung is a muse to many fashion designers because of her distinctive personal style. She frequently appears on best dressed lists, is a regular cover girl for Vogue, Elle and Harper’s Bazaar and is often seen in the front row at fashion shows.” Oh fashion designers. You and your drugs.


33 Daisy Lowe (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Daisy has turned the fact that her mother is a fashion designer (who also used to be a singer) and her father is Gavin Rossdale of Bush, also of “now married to Gwen Stefani” fame, into a very successful modeling career. We just wonder if she would have had such a career had she just been the daughter of two regular schmoes. The fact that she’s not even on our list of 100 sexiest fashion models makes us think the answer to that is, “No.” (Ranked #78 by Askmen and #29 by FHM.)

32 January Jones (2010 Rank: 27)

The power of being on a tremendously popular television show is amazing. It can take an actress that no one was paying any attention to and suddenly she’s the 12th hottest woman in the world (Maxim). This is a completely understandable phenomenon, but also one that in time will also be corrected. Plus the fact that we don’t think we have ever seen this woman smile for a photo is just obnoxious. Take some joy out of life, lady. You’re not REALLY Betty Draper, you know. (Ranked #29 by Askmen and #65 by FHM.)

31 Emma Watson (2010 Rank: 15)

Remember how we asked if you took pics of the bodies of Keira Knightley’s body and compared it to pictures of Elisabetta Canalis’ body there would be no contest? Okay, let’s do the same with Emma (ranked #17 by Askmen, #69 by Maxim, and #23 by FHM) and compare her to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, Stacy Keibler, and Elle Liberachi (all ranked behind her on various lists). End of story.

30 Jennifer Aniston (2010 Rank: Unranked)

The clock is a tick-tick-tickin’ for Rachel. (We bet she just hates it when people refer to her that way. At least we hope she does.) The marriage clock. The baby clock. The sexy clock. Uh, oh… DING! Hopefully her molestation of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in this summer’s Horrible Bosses is an extremely convoluted Fountain of Youth.

29 Lindsay Lohan (2010 Rank: 35)

She’s like many of the diseases she probably has germinating in her various orifices and simply will not go away. One of these days LiLo is going to wake up and the two assets that are keeping her famous are going to be hanging down to her knees. Or filled to the brim with delicious, life-giving cocaine. Either way, you’ll still probably hear more about her neverending story of court cases than her film career. (Ranked #38 by Maxim and #59 by FHM.)

28 Evan Rachel Wood (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Men, in general, will look at any woman and once they find out that this woman gets down with ladies as well as men, suddenly she becomes even better looking. Call it “Sorority Girl Physics.” At least that’s the formula Evan is running with these days. (Ranked #31 by Maxim, higher than Brooklyn Decker and Selita Ebanks.)


27 Hayden Panettiere (2010 Rank: 11)

Like many female celebs that were stars before they turned 18, life after 18 hasn’t been quite so exciting for Hayden. Her show got canceled, killing all the cheerleader fantasies men were having, then she started dating a man that makes her look even smaller than she is. Right now the curiosity of that failed relationship is really all that’s holding our interest with her anymore. And no, “Scream 4″ didn’t cut it either.(Ranked #21 by FHM.)

26 Nicki Minaj (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Hype is a wondrous thing. It can take an attractive woman with a lot of talent and the ability to market herself and cloud men’s minds into thinking she’s better looking than she really is. This list is loaded with them, but very few have done it better than Nicki Minaj. No matter how good your flow is, you shouldn’t make a list of hottest women when you look like the Pokemon Jynx. (Ranked #37 by Askmen and #75 by Maxim.)


25 Ke$ha (2010 Rank: 10)

Please. No.


24 Adrianne Curry (2010 Rank: 16)

The queen of the Twitpic. Remember when Adrianne won the first America’s Next Top Model? Right, no one else does either. But thanks to the wonders of instant social media and a husband still living off the work he did as a teen we still know her name.



23 Zooey Deschanel (2010 Rank: 43)

This hipster thing is really starting to annoy me. Look, we like Zooey. We think she’s pretty, has a nice body and all, but ranking her at #44 ahead of people like Megan Fox is just criminal (Askmen). If only her nudie pics had turned out to have been real then at least there’d be something. But an album sounding like Feist if Feist stopped trying isn’t exactly making up for it. Sorry, indie kids.

Jezter
06-03-2011, 03:46 PM
22 Emma Roberts (2010 Rank: 42)

Someone please explain to us why so many men think Emma is sexy? Seriously. We can’t wrap my mind around the concept. Is it because she’s young and related to other famous people? Please tell us what sets her apart from the thousands of other normal cute girls we have seen in our lives.


21 Anna Chapman (2010 Rank: Unranked)

We get it. She was a spy and she wasn’t fugly. Whoo-hoo! As is always the case when a woman who doesn’t frighten children shows up in a job that most people associate with being usually held by a man or a sexy woman in a movie, we go overboard. Time to get back on the boat people. (Ranked #77 by Maxim.)


20 Natalie Portman (2010 Rank: 30)

We hate to beat a dead horse here, but sometimes we just don’t understand people. Do all of you really think Natalie is one of the sexiest women in the world (ranked #11 by Askmen, #8 by Maxim, and #19 by FHM)? As in, people find her hotter than Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio (#31 by Askmen) and Scarlett Johansson (#14 by Maxim, #32 by FHM)? And if so, can you please point out to me what it is, specifically, that you find sexy about her? Natalie’s a babe, and her thong in Your Highness was noteworthy, but it’s time for someone other than a jealous ballerina to start the backlash.

19 Larissa Riquelme (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Larissa was spotted during the World Cup with a cell phone lodged in her ample bosom. And we all know how much men like to combine their love of sports with their love of women. Therefore the readers of Askmen.com ranked her at #93 in the world, ahead of people like Camilla Belle. Wow. Sadly for her there isn’t a World Cup, or a shortage of places to store cell phones, every year.

18 Katy Perry (2010 Rank: 22)

Last year Katy could have been ranked higher on this list, but we felt that she was at least trying to live up to all her hype. This year, we just don’t believe she’s doing that as well. That and the fact that her hype has obviously fogged up the minds of many men out there, so badly that a good chunk of them actually think that Katy (ranked #8 by Askmen, #3 by Maxim, and #2 by FHM) is sexier than Bar Refaeli (Ranked #19 by Askmen, #6 by Maxim, and #97 by FHM), a claim about as delusional as her belief that hubby Russell Brand’s movie “Arthur” did Dudley Moore any justice.

17 Kim Kardashian (2010 Rank: 21)

Kim Kardashian Superstar. It all boils down to that. That’s the reason we have crap like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” polluting our airwaves or People magazine covers about her obscenely gaudy ring from a journeyman NBA player. That’s the reason she was ranked #45 by Askmen, #35 by Maxim, and a stunning #15 by FHM. That’s the reason we know about Kourtney, and Khloe, and why we still remember their freakyass looking stepdad Bruce Jenner as something other than a proud Olympian. The booty isn’t worth all the horrors we as a society have been forced to endure. Sorry.

16 Miley Cyrus (2010 Rank: 4)

The last year hasn’t been quite the cluster of stupidity the year before was for Hannah Montana’s alter ego, but she’s still out there tweeting semi-sexy pics, disappointing her dad, and basically annoying people, while still somehow remaining popular and relevant. Maybe next year, we’ll all finally stop paying attention. At least one can hope. (Ranked #64 by Maxim and #89 by FHM.)

15 Christina Aguilera (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Let’s get something straight. Christina Aguilera used to be really hot. Now she’s famous again because of that TV show she’s on and her ‘mishaps’ at the Super Bowl and umm, other things. Sadly, those things don’t bring sexy back but they do empower women who look like Real Dolls across the nation. (Ranked #58 by Maxim and #86 by FHM.)


14 Avril Lavigne (2010 Rank: 50)

Rebel, rebel, yawn. The skater chick icon needs to find a new demo and an new look. And I’m sorry, #34 on Maxim’s list? Ahead of people like Minka Kelly and Kelly Brook? Who knew the voters there were so easily swayed by a woman pushing 30 still fighting the establishment? (Ranked #74 by FHM.)


13 Taylor Swift (2010 Rank: 48)

Let’s take what we said about Alicia Keys and just copy it here and add in the fact that Askmen ranked Taylor #56, ahead of people such as Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Ana Beatriz Barros. Even worse, Maxim had her at #20 ahead of babes like Jessica Alba and Rihanna. Being interrupted by Kanye West in an embarrassing fashion shouldn’t subject us all to these heresies. (Ranked #61 by FHM.)


12 Anne Hathaway (2010 Rank: 60)

Fame does not equal sexiness (see Portman, Natalie and Watson, Emma). And the willingness to go from playing in kids movies to suddenly taking your top off in flicks also doesn’t equate to sexiness (though I am all for that sort of thing). The problem comes when people rate celebs like Anne (ranked #9 by Askmen and #7 by Maxim) ahead of goddesses like Adriana Lima. Couple that with an Oscar hosting performance that was the very definition of “tryhard” and you’ve got a recipe for contempt. (Ranked #54 by FHM.)

11 Olivia Munn (2010 Rank: 7)

Olivia was everywhere you looked last year. You couldn’t escape her. Now she’s, ummm… well, still out there. The fact that she was ranked #47 by Askmen is borderline acceptable. Maxim ranking her at #2 is sheer lunacy. Show of hands… how many of you think Olivia Munn is the second hottest women in the world? Waiting… waiting… (Ranked #88 by FHM.)

10 Kendra Wilkinson (2010 Rank: 18)

Rarely has more been made out of nothing than the career Kendra has carved out for herself. Let’s check her resume, shall we? Playboy model. Reality show (for Playboy). Marry a bad football player who pretty much blew a Super Bowl. Reality show (based on the Playboy reality show). Sex tape. Dancing With The Stars. Sex tape. She even published a memoir of this miraculous journey from nothing to money for nothing. Amazing.

9 Jennifer Lopez (2010 Rank: Unranked)

J-Lo was named to the top of People’s Most Beautiful list in 2011. We don’t know what their criteria is (perhaps beyond canvas bags with dollar signs being dropped off from publicists), but let’s just point out that Julia Roberts was #1 on their list in 2010 and leave it at that.

8 Kristen Stewart (2010 Rank: 1)

Last year, ranking Kristen #1 on this list was really a no-brainer (thank you, Twihards). Luckily for us it seems the rest of the world seems to be catching up and catching on as K-Stew was only ranked 90th by Askmen this year. One problem with that, though: They had Amanda Seyfried ranked behind her and FHM still had her ranked #13. Apparently our work is not done yet.

7 Jenni “JWoww” Farley (2010 Rank: 39)

We men loves us some white trash with comically oversized breasts, don’t we? So attainable. So dirty. But the reality is she’s no better than the sloppy drunk chick whom you’d bring home after entirely too much Patron, only for her to injure your genitals after drunkenly falling off like someone with vertigo on a mechanical bull. You’d have a better time in a book club with The Situation. (Ranked #78 by Maxim.)


6 Britney Spears (2010 Rank: 12)

We just can’t let it go can we? We fell in lust with a young, nubile, fun Brit-Brit about a decade ago and we still are infatuated. How else can one explain Britney being ranked #25 by both Maxim and FHM? #25?!?! Whoever her publicist is, he/she deserves a freaking medal.


5 Gwyneth Paltrow (2010 Rank: 20)

Go. The hell. Away. Please. And take your damn GOOP with you.

4 Lady Gaga (2010 Rank: 3)

The current queen of hype. Hype backed by talent, but let’s be honest, it’s the hype (and desecration of Kermit the Frog’s corpse) that made Gaga what she is today. Which is too bad because rather than appreciate her artistry, we’re more annoyed by her mere presence on the planet. That’s too bad for her. (Ranked #99 by FHM.)


3 Lea Michele (2010 Rank: Unranked)

Askmen ranked this star of Glee #91 this year which placed her higher up in the rankings than Minka Kelly. As in, more desirable than Minka Kelly. But it gets better. Maxim had her at #28. Twenty. Eight. Ahead of Sofia Vergara. Like we said previously, enough with the Glee. (FHM put her at #47, for what it’s worth.)


2 Cameron Diaz (2010 Rank: 38)

Cameron was ranked #50 by Askmen. #50. Ahead of Leighton Meester and 40 or so other women sexier than her. Shocking, right? Well hang on to your socks. Maxim had Cameron ranked… drumroll… #4. As in “Cameron Diaz is the fourth hottest woman in the world.” That physically hurt us just typing that. (At least FHM left her off their list, thank God.)

1 Kate Middleton (2010 Rank: Unranked)

If it weren’t for all the Royal Wedding bullshit would Kate Middleton have been ranked #61 by Askmen ahead of Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete? Back up a second and re-read that: “ahead of Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete.” The tiara of a princess is shiny and distracting, but it probably shouldn’t cause blindness. And to make matters worse, Maxim had her at #26 and FHM had her at #39. She isn’t even the hottest sister in her own family let alone among the 100 hottest women in the world. Heavy is the head that wears the crown of being the Most Overrated Woman of 2011.

Muddy
06-03-2011, 03:50 PM
Whoever wrote that piece has way too much spare time on their hands..

Arkady Renko
06-03-2011, 03:55 PM
that, and I wonder whom they wouldn't consider overrated. Probably some pimply gay dude with blue hair and ugly glasses.

Godfather
06-03-2011, 03:56 PM
Agreed.... I mostly only read the top 10

But it is true... J-Lo, Kirstin Stewart, Cameron Diaz, Kate Middleton.... all people whose faces and roles in society bug me.

Why does Kirstin Stewart act like the media/fans are just a pain to her?!? She's only wealthy because of them.... and that new J-Lo song makes me suicidal... and Cameron Diaz has annoying cheek bones

Muddy
06-03-2011, 03:58 PM
Sexy lists are just popularity contests... I never see any real voting processes happening..

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2011, 03:59 PM
Whoever wrote that piece has way too much spare time on their hands..


that, and I wonder whom they wouldn't consider overrated. Probably some pimply gay dude with blue hair and ugly glasses.

Yeah, there's some on the list that are overrated, but for the most part seems like this dude just hates successful women :lol:

Godfather
06-03-2011, 04:00 PM
:lol: Lance

I'd move Katherine Hygeil up to about number 4.... that hag has effectively drained and killed my hopes of ever being forced to sit through a chick-flick that was worth the blowjob from my girlfriend at the end, ever again. Every time I hear her name I just know I'm about to lose 2 hours of my life.

Her movies are just god awful.... her and Hugh Grant should be barred from the Actors Guild or whatever it is

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2011, 04:13 PM
Agreed.... I mostly only read the top 10

But it is true... J-Lo, Kirstin Stewart, Cameron Diaz, Kate Middleton.... all people whose faces and roles in society bug me.

Why does Kirstin Stewart act like the media/fans are just a pain to her?!? She's only wealthy because of them.... and that new J-Lo song makes me suicidal... and Cameron Diaz has annoying cheek bones

I agree with you on K-Stew...she was a nobody (more or less, she was in some films, but she wasn't considered a 'superstar') before the Twilight movies and now she acts like the biggest bitch on the planet every time you see her. She needs to realize that if it wasn't for all those 'common people' she seems to find so annoying and not worth her time, then she's still be doing bit parts and having to find a real job. :roll:

Godfather
06-03-2011, 04:19 PM
For sure.... Her and Robert Pattinson both actually.... Twilight gave them careers on a silver platter. Contrary to what they believe: They're not too talented for the adoration of children, and being a teen idol doesn't mean you have to act all melancholy and shit :lol:

Pattinson even has a Ben Stiller - "Zoolander" face for the cameras now...

AntZ
06-03-2011, 04:33 PM
That's not a real list! Pink isn't on there! [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2011, 04:36 PM
For sure.... Her and Robert Pattinson both actually.... Twilight gave them careers on a silver platter. Contrary to what they believe: They're not too talented for the adoration of children, and being a teen idol doesn't mean you have to act all melancholy and shit :lol:

Pattinson even has a Ben Stiller - "Zoolander" face for the cameras now...

Oh I know! Every time I see him on TV or in a photo with that 'brooding face' he always has, it makes me just wanna punch him right square in the face :lol:

Joebob034
06-03-2011, 05:07 PM
I don't get are we going off hotness? Cuz if so there are a ton of hotties on this list.

Hal-9000
06-03-2011, 05:38 PM
I thought he was bang on for a lot of points and some of it was quite funny :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2011, 06:13 PM
I thought he was bang on for a lot of points and some of it was quite funny :lol:

+1

:tup:

Jezter
06-03-2011, 07:30 PM
Glad you liked the post! :D

AntZ
06-06-2011, 10:29 AM
When ever I pick up a pizza, they always have the radio playing the Top 40's crap. Also when I get my hair cut, the gal will also have the same stations playing. There is always this ultra annoying monotone screamer of a singer that always seems to be on when I go to these places. It's the style of three forced tonal ranges and then repeated over and over and over.... I never knew who it was until I saw a snip of a video on the news, and I was finally able to get the name of this atrocious singer.






18 Katy Perry (2010 Rank: 22)



I've heard so many times about how talented she is, is that simply the fact that she doesn't need computer manipulation of her voice? :roll:

Listening to her songs is like listening to a trapped farm animal crying for help!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw

beowulf
06-06-2011, 12:12 PM
That's not a real list! Pink isn't on there! [-(

or wonky eye or plastic bucket!

deebakes
06-10-2011, 01:14 AM
i don't agree with this list :hand: