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Goofy
07-03-2015, 03:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VOB8CdQ.jpg

It’s the freakin’ weekend and we’re gonna have us some sun.

Bust out your sunglasses and shorts, stock up on ice lollies and head to a pub’s beer garden because the forecast this weekend is looking sweet.

Although don’t throw away your umbrella just yet. This is Britain, after all.

After blistering highs of 36.7C earlier in the week, the weather is chilling out slightly so you can enjoy the weekend without fear of your flesh melting into a puddle on the ground. Rejoice.

For most of the UK, today will be dry with plenty of sunshine.

http://i.imgur.com/Ld6bQQ2.png

But the north east may see more storms this evening. Hopefully not as bad as Wednesday night, though, which brought huge hailstones and caused a house fire.

Saturday brings warm weather, but the Met Office say it will be ‘very warm again in the southeast and largely dry elsewhere with sunny spells.

Although they do warn conditions will be: ‘Breezy and cooler across Scotland, with rain gradually easing and clearing north.’

The sun will continue to shine on Sunday although prepare for a little wind and rain on the west coast.

Well you didn’t expect it to be perfect – did you?

Lambchop
07-03-2015, 03:14 PM
To me it means sweaty balls

Hikari Kisugi
07-03-2015, 03:35 PM
Thought they said Sunday in Norn Iron and the Scot land was going to be shite?
We shall have to await the portents and predictions and see if the seaweed tells us the truth!

redred
07-03-2015, 03:52 PM
50 cans of cider , 12 cans of lager bring on the weekend sun :woot:

Hikari Kisugi
07-03-2015, 03:56 PM
To me it means sweaty balls

Tiss the one disadvantage to shaving the old tessies, they do tend to stick to the leg more.

RBP
07-03-2015, 04:58 PM
One day at 95°F+, surprised you are alive. :|

Hal-9000
07-03-2015, 05:01 PM
Thought they said Sunday in Norn Iron and the Scot land was going to be shite?
We shall have to await the portents and predictions and see if the seaweed tells us the truth!





Gawd you are such a Brit :lol:

Hikari Kisugi
07-03-2015, 05:52 PM
Gawd you are such a Brit :lol:

Meh!
Now I'll just have to get all nasty. :D

Fuck you, you cunt ;) I am not a Brit, I am Irish. :P

Oofty Goofty
07-03-2015, 06:48 PM
So, you're going out this weekend to celebrate the 4th of July.

RBP
07-03-2015, 06:49 PM
So, you're going out this weekend to celebrate the 4th of July.

AKA, fuck you England day. :lol:

Goofy
07-03-2015, 10:04 PM
Meh!
Now I'll just have to get all nasty. :D

Fuck you, you cunt ;) I am not a Brit, I am Irish. :P

A kent fine ye wernae Scottish onyway ya cunt :tup:

Hikari Kisugi
07-03-2015, 11:17 PM
aye a do ken

RBP
07-03-2015, 11:27 PM
So do you guys have air conditioning?

Hikari Kisugi
07-04-2015, 12:26 AM
In our cars yes, in our homes, you've got to be joking, one opens the window dear boy, one opens the window.

Griffin
07-04-2015, 12:55 AM
I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

RBP
07-04-2015, 01:02 AM
In our cars yes, in our homes, you've got to be joking, one opens the window dear boy, one opens the window.

That does change the equation.

Goofy
07-04-2015, 10:22 AM
So do you guys have air conditioning?

:rofl:

redred
07-04-2015, 11:22 AM
:lol: i think about getting it installed for the 1 week a year i would need AC and then the weather changes

RBP
07-04-2015, 03:51 PM
I have 3 units installed. :dunno:

redred
07-04-2015, 04:20 PM
show off :lol: