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Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2015, 10:48 AM
By Natalie Evans - The Mirror


http://i.imgur.com/Jo7wY55.jpg

If you thought sex dolls were the anatomically incorrect inflatables often seen dragged along on hen or stag parties, think again.

These terrifyingly lifelike male replicas have banished their blow-up predecessors to the darkest corner of a novelty store.

The dolls are the creation of Los Angeles company Sinthetics.com and are designed to take solo sex to a whole new level.

According to the website, the products have a "flexible spine which allows for a very wide range of motion and also for the hips to pivot side to side as well as forward and backward”.

Although inanimate, the replicas also come with sex organs of all desired shapes and sizes to satisfy a woman's every need.

http://i.imgur.com/9VoFHNe.jpg

Each doll is bespoke, designed with any combination of physical traits the customer desires with prices ranging from £3,750 to more than £10,000.

Extras can be added for a price including body hair for £45, tattoos for £95 and even tan lines for £160.

If that wasn't enough, there is even a personal shopping service so the doll arrives looking its best.

A spokesperson for Sinthetics told The Sun: “You can feel confident knowing that all Sinthetics products have to pass rigorous inspections to meet our expectations of quality.”

Muddy
07-23-2015, 03:23 PM
I can totally see Hal creating a village of real dolls and naming them and speaking to them and fuc.... nvm..

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 03:28 PM
:(

Muddy
07-23-2015, 03:32 PM
:dance:

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 03:35 PM
those things scare the crap outta me....I wouldn't have even one of them in my home (either sex) leering at me, watching me, moving shit around when I'm not looking..

Muddy
07-23-2015, 03:39 PM
those things scare the crap outta me....I wouldn't have even one of them in my home (either sex) leering at me, watching me, moving shit around when I'm not looking..

If I was reallly desperate and couldn't land a female, Id consider the female one.. Not for companionship. Just something make sex less pitiful and more fulfilling.. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 03:45 PM
:lol: no way


the smell of rubber would make it more pitiful

PorkChopSandwiches
07-23-2015, 04:20 PM
make sex less pitiful :

:-k

Muddy
07-23-2015, 04:43 PM
:-k


Than forever wanking it alone and crying over the smell of stale beer..

PorkChopSandwiches
07-23-2015, 05:06 PM
I dont know if that would make it LESS pitiful. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 05:24 PM
The people that dress and pose them sitting in the living room are more creepy than the lonely folks that fuck them IMO :lol:

Muddy
07-23-2015, 05:56 PM
I dont know if that would make it LESS pitiful. :lol:

From a satisfaction point of view?

Hugh_Janus
07-23-2015, 06:26 PM
Than forever wanking it alone and crying over the smell of stale beer..

I'd prefer to hand shandy myself forever than stick my dick in one of those... or a fleshlight

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 06:32 PM
I'd rather fuck a baloney sandwich with a pic of Porky taped on top than one of those creepy sex dolls....eww

PorkChopSandwiches
07-23-2015, 06:38 PM
:hand: You do that now

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 06:39 PM
:shifty: done that

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2015, 07:03 PM
Wouldn't it be less depressing to just go and pay for several hookers instead? :-k

Muddy
07-23-2015, 07:10 PM
Wouldn't it be less depressing to just go and pay for several hookers instead? :-k

For $5000 you could get a nice array...

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 07:11 PM
I've always wanted to try the hooker thing before I die...knowing my luck I'd get the cop and the sex charge first time, while still having to pay the money! :doh:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-23-2015, 07:12 PM
Just go to a legal brothel

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 07:16 PM
something about the chick not having her heart in it......kinda like my rohypnol dates, lotsa action but not much for conversation or enthusiasm :|

Muddy
07-23-2015, 07:18 PM
I could give a shit less is some random dumb whore doesn't have her heart in it.. Are you fucking or making love like a god damned princess?? :x

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 07:21 PM
when I tie my bitches up the screams have to sound genuine, otherwise it's no-erection time for uncle hal :hand:

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 07:22 PM
seriously..the whole time I was with a whore I'd be thinking about the past 100 Porky-like dudes who have pounded her and 25 of them being in-country the same day....ewwwww

PorkChopSandwiches
07-23-2015, 07:27 PM
The whole time I just keep thinking why his dick isnt hard

Hal-9000
07-23-2015, 07:30 PM
Real Dolls > whores

Muddy
07-23-2015, 07:33 PM
seriously..the whole time I was with a whore I'd be thinking about the past 100 Porky-like dudes who have pounded her and 25 of them being in-country the same day....ewwwww

Agreed..


The whole time I just keep thinking why his dick isnt hard

:lol: