Teh One Who Knocks
08-12-2015, 11:45 AM
Harry Readhead for Metro.co.uk
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Well that’s not ideal.
A man trying to impress a group of women on the dancefloor accidentally pooed himself.
In CCTV footage captured at a nightclub in Cardiff, the man – drink in hand – does a series of ‘slut drops’ in front of a trio of a women.
But he overdoes it. And his bowels give way.
When he gets up from the third ‘slut drop’ he grabs the back of his shorts and shuffles away awkwardly towards the toilets.
‘He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the c*** out of himself,’ said a friend of the man online, reports The Mirror.
‘He had a bad stomach the night before we left. He wasn’t going to go but I forced him to come, so partly my fault!’
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Well that’s not ideal.
A man trying to impress a group of women on the dancefloor accidentally pooed himself.
In CCTV footage captured at a nightclub in Cardiff, the man – drink in hand – does a series of ‘slut drops’ in front of a trio of a women.
But he overdoes it. And his bowels give way.
When he gets up from the third ‘slut drop’ he grabs the back of his shorts and shuffles away awkwardly towards the toilets.
‘He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the c*** out of himself,’ said a friend of the man online, reports The Mirror.
‘He had a bad stomach the night before we left. He wasn’t going to go but I forced him to come, so partly my fault!’