Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged

http://i.imgur.com/q2FCAyw.jpg

Kermit the Frog has been spotted out and about with a new lady, Denise, after splitting with his ex-girlfriend Miss Piggy last month.
In typical fashion, people on Twitter had a lot to say about Kermit's new lady and, while he denies speculation they are romantically linked, the pictures appear to tell another story.

Many have expressed dismay that Kermit the Frog ditched the feminist and fuller-figured Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier model, who has not yet expressed opinions on the works of Germaine Greer or bell hooks.

[RBP]

Wtf is going on? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hotter, younger version of Britney...erm...I mean Miss Piggy

[HyperV12]

Slow news day. :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

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[Hugh_Janus]

I bet if miss piggy wasn't his ex and his new gf was a pig, they'd be flipping their shit about that too. Muppets comparing women to pigs.... let's ban the muppets!!one

[RBP]

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger!

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger!

:dance:

Omg that's older than some of my pairs of underwear



8-[

[HyperV12]

Omg that's older than some of my pairs of underwear



8-[

Now there's a picture I didn't need! :-s

[Hal-9000]

Someone wants a proof pic?



:) brb

[Hal-9000]

Naww don't worry man...I started rotating the old clothes using the decade method :tup:


It's pretty bad though when you can't even see the size on the tag because they're so worn out :lol:

[HyperV12]

:lol: been there too. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


Me at store: Can I get some help, not sure of my size..
Store helper: Sure. Can you remember the last size you bought?
Me: Little Miss Princess? :-s
Store Helper: :puke:

[HyperV12]

Ffs! :rofl:

[Griffin]

You know how to tell if your girlfriend is gaining weight?


...Your wife's clothes fit her.

[RBP]

You know how to tell if your girlfriend is gaining weight?


...Your wife's clothes fit her.
You can't year the stereo when she sits on your face. :dunno:

[Hal-9000]

I'm tellin ya...years before it became trendy my girlfriend of the time asked me Do these jeans made me look fat? , and without missing a beat I replied - No, your fat ass makes you look fat.


As she pummeled me and raised her voice about 100 decibels, I realized that I was a trailblazer :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

#blueblanket

[Hal-9000]

Blanket calls me now and I'm in :lol:

[deebakes]

:wank: