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Teh One Who Knocks
09-15-2015, 11:08 AM
Ashitha Nagesh for Metro.co.uk


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A man took 35 Viagra for LOLs and ended up with a five-day erection.

Daniel Medforth downed the pills ‘for a laugh’ when he was at a friend’s house on bank holiday Monday.

But the 36-year-old plasterer was scared stiff (…sorry) when he became sick, dizzy, and even started hallucinating.

‘Everything I saw was green,’ Daniel, from Withernsea in Yorkshire, told the Sun. ‘And I had a massive erection that would not go away.

‘It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life.’

Daniel eventually came clean to his shocked wife, who called an ambulance for him.

He was kept in hospital for a couple days while recovering from his embarrassing condition.

‘The paramedics were very professional but you could see they were trying not to laugh,’ he said. ‘The doctors and nurses told me off.

‘Fortunately my wife has forgiven me and I realise I have been very, very lucky.’

Although Daniel was alright, overdosing on Viagra can be a lot more serious.

Taking too many of the uppers can cause unconsciousness, brain haemorrhages, or even death.

HyperV12
09-15-2015, 12:02 PM
The wife forgave him 3 times a day I'll bet. :lol:

Hal-9000
09-15-2015, 06:56 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
09-15-2015, 09:13 PM
fook me for fun I ate 35 Midol tablets and ended up starting a militant feminist group and held 20 rallies in 3 days :sad2:

Goofy
09-15-2015, 09:15 PM
He mustve had a hard time with that.......

Hal-9000
09-15-2015, 09:25 PM
He mustve had a hard time with that.......


that's all you got? :|

Goofy
09-15-2015, 09:29 PM
that's all you got? :|

You're a hard crowd to please :( The competition for puns is stiff right now, i'm putting in the effort but i can't keep it up much longer :sad2:















boner

PorkChopSandwiches
09-15-2015, 09:41 PM
The wife forgave him 3 times a day I'll bet. :lol:

:lol: Yeah right, my wife would send me out, not to come back until things were back in order

Hal-9000
09-15-2015, 09:45 PM
You're a hard crowd to please :( The competition for puns is stiff right now, i'm putting in the effort but i can't keep it up much longer :sad2:















boner


:|

Hal-9000
09-15-2015, 09:46 PM
:lol: Yeah right, my wife would send me out, not to come back until things were back in order

No way man she'd make you wear the Ron Jeremy mask and ride you like a stallion until your balls screamed :lol:

Loser
09-15-2015, 11:52 PM
We did this to a buddy of mine, slipped him 4 viagra.

He was freaking the fuck out. Called me up screaming how his girls been beating on the fking thing and it wouldn't go away.

Her hands got tired and she gave up.

Was like 7 hours or something. Had to call off work... :lol: