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Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2015, 11:35 AM
By Michelle Davies - The Mirror


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A dwarf took his fiancée to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children’s colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7in, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancée when the waitress picked up two menus... and some crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James’s deep voice that she realised her embarrassing blunder.

But it was the highlight of the night for James and his bride-to-be Chloe Roberts, 20, who have been laughing about it ever since.

James said: “As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child.

“She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock.

“But I am man enough to see the funny side - I would never take offence.”

James and Chloe said they realise they look different when they are out together in Cardiff where she is a third-year education student.

But the pair say their mismatched heights make no difference to them and they are getting married in the summer of 2016.

James, of Colwyn Bay, said: “Life has not been easy - when I was young I had a lot of surgery and went through a time of being bullied in school.

“I have often thought from an early age ‘Who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales?’

“But then I met Chloe and everything just fell into place.”

A rare genetic condition called Diastrophic Dysplasia caused James’s dwarfism - both his parents are of average height.

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James works as a TV presenter, actor and motivational speaker. He has also competed in the World Dwarf Games twice and played badminton at national level.

Chloe, also from Colwyn Bay, said: “All little girls dream about having their tall, dark and handsome prince charming.

“Never in my life did I think I’d date someone like James.

“People sometimes get a bit confused when they see us for the first time but we always laugh it off.

“I felt a bit sorry for the waitress - she felt very uncomfortable.”

Chloe told how she didn’t hesitate when James got down on one knee to propose.

She said: “There may be a 2ft height difference but when you are in love little things like that don’t matter.”

Goofy
09-21-2015, 12:25 PM
:lmao:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2015, 12:37 PM
Insensitive bastid [-(

Goofy
09-21-2015, 12:39 PM
*hands Lance a colouring book and crayons* :empathy:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-21-2015, 12:39 PM
I'm not a dwarf :-s

Goofy
09-21-2015, 03:35 PM
I'm not a dwarf :-s

Lies :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-21-2015, 04:01 PM
:rofl:

redred
09-21-2015, 04:11 PM
porky want some colouring book and crayons ? :outtahere:

DemonGeminiX
09-21-2015, 04:53 PM
:hand:

He's a Mexican, not a midget.






:-k





Better make sure the coloring book's written in Spanish. :tup:

redred
09-21-2015, 05:07 PM
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Hugh_Janus
09-21-2015, 07:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Nbhq3Iy.jpg

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:lol:

deebakes
09-21-2015, 11:13 PM
:bwaha: so much win in here

Jezter
09-22-2015, 10:18 AM
Imagine this happening in 'Murika...hell hath no fury like the shitstorm and damage demands it would've caused! Glad too see all the roasting and piss taking Welsh people have had to endure have made them thick skinned and light hearted. :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
09-22-2015, 03:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Nbhq3Iy.jpg

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:rofl:


Fuck you all

redred
09-22-2015, 03:28 PM
:lol:

Goofy
09-22-2015, 04:58 PM
:rofl:


Fuck you all

:lol:

deebakes
09-23-2015, 01:27 AM
so good :rofl:

Hal-9000
09-23-2015, 05:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Nbhq3Iy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VqjzqeS.jpg

:lol:

Griffin
09-24-2015, 01:10 AM
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a
stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee
in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He
was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

PorkChopSandwiches
09-24-2015, 05:12 PM
:lol: