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Teh One Who Knocks
10-01-2015, 11:47 AM
By Evan Jankens - CBS Detroit


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This story is straight out of the movie “Tommy Boy” — but could it be real? It appears not.

Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade were rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?

That same kind of event happened — but this time it was allegedly for real — in San Diego, Calif.

A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. What he did next is almost unbelievable. According to what appears to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer.

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According to the report that was shared on Imgur, the raccoon became unconscious so the man left the raccoon in the car and drove off. A short time after, the raccoon woke up and started to attack the driver.

I’m not one to judge, but generally when you have a Breathalyzer on your steering wheel it’s there because you haven’t made the best decisions in the past. And this, I have to believe, would have been this man’s rock bottom. It would also have been the raccoon’s.

The San Diego Union-Tribune says it didn’t happen, despite the Internet hype. “I called police records, and while they were highly entertained, they confirmed (the story) is absolutely a hoax,” said 1st. Lt. Savannah Frank, a public affairs officer at Camp Pendleton, per the Union-Tribune.

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We do to, too, Shannon, we do, too.

Goofy
10-01-2015, 01:14 PM
:rofl:

Noilly Pratt
10-01-2015, 02:49 PM
Somehow, I picture it going like this in his mind...

http://i58.tinypic.com/2r2pvgi.gif Don't drive angry!