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Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 03:15 PM
By Will Greenlee - The Treasure Coast Palm


http://i.imgur.com/7UHok.jpg

It could be argued that Keila De Oliveira Leite did not keep a low profile while behind the wheel.

The 21-year-old woman crossed double solid lines in efforts to pass traffic, traveled 20 mph less than the speed limit and drove around a Martin County Sheriff's deputy who tried to stop her.

She also was topless.

What could be called the case of the half dressed driver began May 30 as a deputy caught up to a Nissan suspected of being linked to a fight on the Stuart Causeway, a recently released arrest affidavit states. The Nissan pulled out in front of several vehicles, causing them to stop quickly to avoid crashing, the affidavit states.

A deputy saw the Nissan pull in the oncoming lane and start to pass vehicles, crossing the double solid yellow lines. The vehicle drove around another deputy who tried to stop it and traveled 25 mph in a 45 mph zone with its right turn signal activated.

Leite, identified as the driver, finally stopped.

She was topless and "argumentative" about dressing.

Leite is listed as having tattoos and piercings, but the affidavit didn't state if she toodled around topless to display the body customization work or list another reason for the apparent shirtless adventure.

A female passenger also was in the Nissan. The affidavit doesn't specify whether she was clothed, semi-nude or naked.

Investigators found marijuana and a pot pipe in a purse.

Leite, of the 3600 block of Southeast Gatehouse Circle in Stuart, smelled of booze. She was arrested on charges including DUI, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

A breath test measured her blood alcohol content as more than two times the legal limit.

PorkChopSandwiches
06-08-2011, 03:28 PM
Tit pics or GTFO

RBP
06-08-2011, 03:31 PM
Florida! :dance:

Arkady Renko
06-08-2011, 03:31 PM
I doubt we'd be better off for seeing those.

Muddy
06-08-2011, 03:31 PM
:worthless:

Muddy
06-08-2011, 03:32 PM
Florida! :dance:

Wow... no shit, eh? What a freak show down there... :lol:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 07:50 PM
idk...she kinda has a Julia Louis Dreyfuss thing going on there, wouldn't mind seeing the schmebes

Yt Trash
06-08-2011, 10:34 PM
Wow... no shit, eh? What a freak show down there... :lol:

This is less than 15 miles from me. Heard this on the news a few days ago.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-08-2011, 10:43 PM
This is less than 15 miles from me. Heard this on the news a few days ago.

Soooooo....when will we see one of these stories about you? :-k
















:nana:

Hal-9000
06-08-2011, 11:01 PM
YT caught driving topless....oh the shame, the shame :cheerlead:

Deepsepia
06-08-2011, 11:39 PM
I love Florida . . .

Yt Trash
06-09-2011, 12:12 AM
YT caught driving topless....oh the shame, the shame :cheerlead:

Its not unusual for me to drive topless.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/5813085765_40497d2cfe_o.jpg

Muddy
06-09-2011, 01:05 PM
Is that you, homie?

Yt Trash
06-09-2011, 01:20 PM
Me and my son about a year ago.

Muddy
06-09-2011, 01:32 PM
Hell yeah, good times..

PorkChopSandwiches
06-09-2011, 02:51 PM
Whats your son got in that Top Secret package?

Hal-9000
06-09-2011, 05:09 PM
Me and my son about a year ago.

You're son is a handsome boy...know who the father was?

PorkChopSandwiches
06-09-2011, 05:13 PM
:burn:

Hugh_Janus
06-09-2011, 05:38 PM
I doubt we'd be better off for seeing those.
I dunno man.... eith a bit of make-up on her, I think she'd scrub up quite nicely :wank:

Its not unusual for me to drive topless.
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I hate convertables....but I drove one topless today and it reminded me why I totally understand why people buy them.... they're brill, but at the same time, totally gay

Dragoness_Cutie
06-09-2011, 06:00 PM
I doubt we'd be better off for seeing those.
No one looks good in a mugshot. I think whatever camera they use manages to get rid of any hint of decently done makeup, hair, or the faintest glimmer of hope in the person's eyes. :lol: That being said, take away the depressed look and mussed up hair, and give her some normal makeup and a smile, and I don't think she'd be a bad one to look at at all. Now as to what her bappage looks like... that's rather impossible to tell from this alone!

I found a girl by the same name that looks a lot like her on Facebook living in Miami, and the photos of her there are very nice. :)

deebakes
06-10-2011, 02:45 AM
Its not unusual for me to drive topless.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2076/5813085765_40497d2cfe_o.jpg

i see no nipples...













just one boob and a little kid...



jk, love you :oops:

Yt Trash
06-10-2011, 02:57 AM
Whats your son got in that Top Secret package?
Lunch box!


You're son is a handsome boy...know who the father was?

I couldn't deny him if I wanted to.




I hate convertables....but I drove one topless today and it reminded me why I totally understand why people buy them.... they're brill, but at the same time, totally gay

I know what you mean, I've owned several in my lifetime but I get tired of them quickly. Road noise, privacy and vulnerability to conditions are just a few of what you deal with. They tend to be weekend cars for me. I recently sold that car and looking for a jeep now.