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Teh One Who Knocks
11-12-2015, 01:24 PM
The Local - Spain's News in English


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A Spanish pensioner has been sentenced to prison for smuggling drugs into prison for her son… in a very unusual way.

The 73-year-old woman took motherly love a little bit too far when she hid the drugs in a Kinder Surprise stashed in her vagina, in order to smuggle them in to her son, a prisoner in Fontcalent prison in Alicante, southern Spain.

The woman received a suspended sentence of one year and nine months on November 5th in a ruling that was made public on Tuesday.

In July 2013, the elderly woman concealed €20, small doses of cocaine and heroin, as well as tranquilizers, inside the plastic casing of a Kinder Egg, the popular chocolate treat made by the Italian company Ferrero.

She smuggled the stash into prison by wrapping the Kinder egg in a condom and inserting it into her vagina.

When she realized she was going to be frisked, she popped out the package, worth around €82, before handing it to prison guards, reported Spanish news agency Efe.

The woman was found guilty and was sentenced to one year and nine months in prison, and was handed a €41 fine.

Goofy
11-12-2015, 01:32 PM
When she realized she was going to be frisked, she popped out the package

They frisk the insides of women's vag's? :-s

PorkChopSandwiches
11-12-2015, 05:14 PM
I do

redred
11-12-2015, 06:02 PM
wouldn't have this problem in the US aren't they still banned?

PorkChopSandwiches
11-12-2015, 06:24 PM
wouldn't have this problem in the US aren't they still banned?

Yeah, we had to have them smuggled in from Germany a few months ago

redred
11-12-2015, 06:30 PM
:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
11-12-2015, 06:39 PM
My wife loves them

PorkChopSandwiches
11-12-2015, 06:40 PM
Fucking Corporations dictating law

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/why-are-kinder-surprise-eggs-illegal-in-the-usa-10055273.html

HyperV12
11-12-2015, 08:56 PM
that would have been an interesting hand-off, "Here you go son now don't forget to wash your hands!" :rofl:

deebakes
11-13-2015, 02:55 AM
:rofl: