Teh One Who Knocks
12-07-2015, 12:34 PM
By Kristin Hohenadel - Slate
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Beard baubles are so last year. This year, hirsute hipsters too cool for ugly Christmas sweaters have decided to pay tribute to the spirit of the holidays by glitter-bombing their beards.
http://i.imgur.com/wSE3uHX.png
This aggressively attention-seeking assault on dignity, complete with an Instagram hashtag, has otherwise been glitter-bombing its way around the Internet, inspiring Out magazine to run the op-ed “Understanding the Glitter Beard” (“the general conversation mistakes the affect for a fad instead of understanding it as a commentary” on conventional standards of manhood, it earnestly argues), itself a defense against Esquire’s plea that the glitter bearding of ironic facial hair is a thing that must be stopped.
http://i.imgur.com/HRrEHOR.png
http://i.imgur.com/cvl1yF5.jpg
Beard baubles are so last year. This year, hirsute hipsters too cool for ugly Christmas sweaters have decided to pay tribute to the spirit of the holidays by glitter-bombing their beards.
http://i.imgur.com/wSE3uHX.png
This aggressively attention-seeking assault on dignity, complete with an Instagram hashtag, has otherwise been glitter-bombing its way around the Internet, inspiring Out magazine to run the op-ed “Understanding the Glitter Beard” (“the general conversation mistakes the affect for a fad instead of understanding it as a commentary” on conventional standards of manhood, it earnestly argues), itself a defense against Esquire’s plea that the glitter bearding of ironic facial hair is a thing that must be stopped.
http://i.imgur.com/HRrEHOR.png