Teh One Who Knocks
01-19-2016, 11:47 AM
By Claire Rutter - The Mirror
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A man got so drunk that he let his friend tattoo an elephant’s head around his penis on what they dubbed “tattoo Tuesdays”.
Builder Kieran and his pal Snowy have weekly tattoo sessions, and one night they took it a step further when he let his mate literally play noughts and crosses on his penis.
That is just part of the problem which he took to to Channel 4’s Tattoo Fixers, where he revealed that it all went wrong with the elephant tattoo that he called “a mess”.
“One day after work, we had a few beers, a few too many and the tattoo gun comes out and that is where tattoo Tuesday started,” Kieran said.
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He continued: “He’s written his name on my ribs. We had a game of noughts and crosses on my kn**.
“The only training we’ve got is what we’ve done on each other.”
The elephant, with its trunk where you would think it would be, has left Kieran mortified and he blames the alcohol.
He said: “I think he’d had one too many cans when he did this one because it’s just a mess.
"It look like it's been drawn on with a biro."
But Snowy has defended his artwork, as he said: “To be honest with you I think it’s brilliant.”
An embarrassed Kieran sought help from the tattoo fixers, who actually refused to work on his piece of ‘art’.
Tattoo artist gave an outright no and wouldn’t touch his ‘trunk’, as she said: “I don’t do willies.”
While Sketch joked that he could help the red-faced builder out, as he quipped: “It doesn’t look like a hard one.”
They were able to help amend the offending tattoo, and replaced it with a skull, but he was told: “No more tattoo Tuesdays.”
We wonder if he’ll listen.
Tattoo Fixers is on Channel 4 tonight at 10.35.
http://i.imgur.com/QbdLjQr.jpg
A man got so drunk that he let his friend tattoo an elephant’s head around his penis on what they dubbed “tattoo Tuesdays”.
Builder Kieran and his pal Snowy have weekly tattoo sessions, and one night they took it a step further when he let his mate literally play noughts and crosses on his penis.
That is just part of the problem which he took to to Channel 4’s Tattoo Fixers, where he revealed that it all went wrong with the elephant tattoo that he called “a mess”.
“One day after work, we had a few beers, a few too many and the tattoo gun comes out and that is where tattoo Tuesday started,” Kieran said.
http://i.imgur.com/P5SDtwo.jpg
He continued: “He’s written his name on my ribs. We had a game of noughts and crosses on my kn**.
“The only training we’ve got is what we’ve done on each other.”
The elephant, with its trunk where you would think it would be, has left Kieran mortified and he blames the alcohol.
He said: “I think he’d had one too many cans when he did this one because it’s just a mess.
"It look like it's been drawn on with a biro."
But Snowy has defended his artwork, as he said: “To be honest with you I think it’s brilliant.”
An embarrassed Kieran sought help from the tattoo fixers, who actually refused to work on his piece of ‘art’.
Tattoo artist gave an outright no and wouldn’t touch his ‘trunk’, as she said: “I don’t do willies.”
While Sketch joked that he could help the red-faced builder out, as he quipped: “It doesn’t look like a hard one.”
They were able to help amend the offending tattoo, and replaced it with a skull, but he was told: “No more tattoo Tuesdays.”
We wonder if he’ll listen.
Tattoo Fixers is on Channel 4 tonight at 10.35.