Once you see this ‘sexy’ crochet Minion thong, you can’t unsee it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Alison Lynch for Metro.co.uk


http://i.imgur.com/olrY8ne.jpg

Stop searching for that perfect Valentine’s Day gift, we’ve found it.

Although we can’t quite bring ourselves to look it in the eye.

Anyway, someone’s finally made that sexy crochet one-eyed Minion man thong the world of textiles was crying out for.

Yes, crochet CAN be sexy, dammit.

http://i.imgur.com/gKIeONo.jpg

And, apparently, Minions can be too. Which is so wrong, but it’s out there now, there’s really nothing anyone can do.

Thanks to a crochet fiend from Sofia, Bulgaria, who does a natty line in sexy knitted lingerie on Etsy, you (or your significant other) can now turn your trunk into a bright yellow Minion.

Brace yourself for a close up.

http://i.imgur.com/QrkQgYo.jpg

Particularly sexy are the black woolly strands of hair sprouting out of the top.

The thongs cost from £14.18, but the price is dependent on size (size does matter on Etsy).

And, don’t panic ladies, the store also does ‘sexy’ Minion thongs for women.

http://i.imgur.com/pgIv7dY.jpg

Although we think it might be contravening trading standards – it’s less thong, more a sort of knitted medallion.

Despicable.

http://i.imgur.com/CXrxioi.gif

[Goofy]

:notimpressed2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know you want one :nono:

[Goofy]

You know you want one :nono:

http://i.imgur.com/TWZVkkQ.gif

[deebakes]

:haha: