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Teh One Who Knocks
06-13-2011, 10:13 PM
Radar Online


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Move over Hulk Hogan there's a new wrestler in town and her name is Octo-Mom.

RadarOnline.com can confirm that the cash strapped mother of 14 - real name Nadya Suleman - is preparing for a beat down of her own after signing on for Celebrity Boxing.

Octomom will step into the wrestling ring to battle an opponent and she is willing to take on anyone.

"Nadya will take on any non professional or trained personalities in the three round novelty match," said Celebrity Boxing and Wrestling CEO Damon Feldman. "I'm excited to have Nadya on board. I was always looking to get Octo-Mom in the ring and with her in-shape body I'm sure she will be a perfect fit."

As part of the challenge she will hammer it out with the 'Big Gloves' for three, one minute rounds wearing headgear.

Tickets go on sale on www.webtix.net on June 14th and will cost $20 each.

The match will take place on Wednesday June 29th at The Pennant East in Westville, New Jersey.

Hal-9000
06-13-2011, 10:26 PM
stay away from her leg-lock! :shock:


you may vanish right there in the ring

DemonGeminiX
06-13-2011, 10:39 PM
Go get her, Hal.

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-13-2011, 10:41 PM
The fight is in Jersey....maybe she can fight Snooki :-k

DemonGeminiX
06-13-2011, 10:43 PM
I'd rather her and Snooki fight separate opponents that would make them look like they were run through a car crusher.

Hal-9000
06-13-2011, 10:49 PM
that woman pooped out 8 kids at once...

:hand: I ain't going near the vortex

Muddy
06-13-2011, 11:15 PM
She shouldn't do this... One... Even though she's a stupid ass, those kids need her.. Two.. Can she really stand to get dumbed down any more from being knocked in the head one too many times?

Hal-9000
06-13-2011, 11:17 PM
One sign - Ocotmom will suck your dick for 50 dollars


problem solved

Teh One Who Knocks
06-13-2011, 11:26 PM
She shouldn't do this... One... Even though she's a stupid ass, those kids need her.. Two.. Can she really stand to get dumbed down any more from being knocked in the head one too many times?

She's never come across as the sharpest knife in the drawer

Godfather
06-13-2011, 11:41 PM
At least that face of hers couldn't get much worse

DemonGeminiX
06-13-2011, 11:57 PM
that woman pooped out 8 kids at once...

:hand: I ain't going near the vortex

Come on, Hal. One punch... just one.

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 12:18 AM
Come on, Hal. One punch... just one.

You make her sound like Klitchko :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-14-2011, 12:24 AM
So you're saying you can't take her? :-s

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 12:36 AM
idk....she'd probably use some of that In-utero-fu and I haven't trained in a long time :oops:









and that vagina frightens me a little tbh :|

DemonGeminiX
06-14-2011, 12:38 AM
You can take 'er, Rock!

:tup:

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 12:49 AM
*raises eyebrow*









oh wait :lol: you mean you're being Mick and I'm Rocky Balboa...not The Rock :doh:

DemonGeminiX
06-14-2011, 12:52 AM
:|

Even Adrian is facepalming right now.

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 01:00 AM
the vagina frightens me :confused:










and I have to watch my hockey team get creamed....not paying attention :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-14-2011, 01:05 AM
Isn't Rock Hudson dead? :confused:

DemonGeminiX
06-14-2011, 01:06 AM
:-s

Now Paulie is facepalming.

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 01:09 AM
you know it's bad when....



:lol:


I have to go...can't watch TV and do this

PapaZ
06-14-2011, 10:31 AM
that vagina frightens me a little tbh :|


the vagina frightens me :confused:

I bet you say that to all the girls! :lol:

Arkady Renko
06-14-2011, 10:36 AM
once and for all, the dumb broad had a c-section each time she gave birth so her plumbing is probably as good as new. It's her brains that are the problem.

Hal-9000
06-14-2011, 03:49 PM
once and for all, the dumb broad had a c-section each time she gave birth so her plumbing is probably as good as new. It's her brains that are the problem.

it would be like sailing the seven C's?


oops, 8 :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-14-2011, 03:56 PM
:rimshot: