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Fodster
03-01-2016, 12:56 AM
16 Girls from Florida have recently become pregnant after a boy, 16, ejaculated into a public swimming pool. It is reported that they are between the ages of 14-17. Apparently, it was a birthday pool party that went “terribly wrong”. However, the teenager insists he is “still a virgin”.

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital who believes that the young boy has a rare condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually strong.

“This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water.”

One of the girls present at the Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration said:
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get”

It must be quite a talent to get 16 girls pregnant in one day. But one thing’s for sure… This would certainly be something for the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Griffin
03-01-2016, 01:03 AM
http://www.netanimations.net/2dolfin.gif

deebakes
03-01-2016, 01:15 AM
yeah, sure :rofl:

RBP
03-01-2016, 05:25 AM
How ridiculous. :lol:

redred
03-01-2016, 07:06 AM
:facepalm:

Godfather
03-01-2016, 07:10 AM
This story needs to be expanded on so badly :lol:

Are there really 16 girls all pregnant with roughly the same due-dates?
Has a paternity test been done to show they all have the same father?

If the answer is Yes, then that kid has some serious game - because they did not get pregnant swimming in a chlorinated pool

Teh One Who Knocks
03-01-2016, 11:42 AM
Let's see....the "story" originates on the site 'nigerianinfo.com.ng' and the original story from that site, which is longer, quotes a newspaper called the Tallahassee Herald, which doesn't exist. Plus, if this had happened in the US as this "story" claims, the swimming pool would have had chlorine in it, which would have killed anything long before someone could have been impregnated.

Fake story is fake.

redred
03-01-2016, 11:54 AM
But he has super dolphin jizz

Pony
03-01-2016, 12:07 PM
So, are the kids all going to be Olympic swimmers?

RBP
03-01-2016, 12:58 PM
But he has super dolphin jizz

Exactly. Dolphin jizz > chlorine.

fricnjay
03-01-2016, 03:16 PM
So does that mean he is a part Dolphin and if so could this be the beginning of the X-Men? :shock:

DemonGeminiX
03-01-2016, 03:18 PM
Fake story is fake.


If a "fake story" is fake, wouldn't that make the story true?

:-k