Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2016, 11:40 AM
By HANNAH FERRETT - The Sun
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LADIES it’s time to breathe a sigh of relief because apparently having big boobs isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – according to a 30H Playboy model anyway.
Lindsey Pelas, 24, is all natural, measuring anywhere from a 32DDD to a 30H depending on who’s handling the tape.
She’s fiercely proud of her assets and uses her Instagram account to show them off at every opportunity, which is probably why she’s amassed more than 3.4million followers.
Life isn’t all easy for this busty babe though, which is why she’s assured less blessed women that there are some downsides to having a mammoth chest.
“You might think having big boobs is amazing, but there are actually a few disadvantages that I'm here to share with you,” she says in the video for Cosmopolitan.
“Every time a girl who's super-busty bends over, she has to hold the girls, or they're going to fall out.
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Lindsey Pelas says life is hard for women with big boobs
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“Also, you always look vulgar in regular clothing. It can be a T-shirt, a floral dress, a wedding dress, a nightgown, whatever.
"When you're busty, you just kind of look like a porn star accident.”
Added to that, big breasts can make wearing shirts hard.
Many of them simply won’t do up over Lindsey’s chest, so she’s either left with areas that gape or has to leave the blouse undone.
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[B]Even deciding what to wear isn't easy
Even shopping for bras is no joke, with the star explaining most shops don’t stock her size. If they do, she’s left with “industrial strength” lingerie, when she’s more about the “sex kitten” look.
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Don’t even get Lindsey started on working out either.
“Oh my God, exercising. No matter what you do when you exercise, you're gonna bounce,” she said.
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Workouts come with unwanted attention too
“The stares at the gym, I can’t deal with. I don’t care whether you’re on the treadmill, you’re doing the elliptical, even if you’re crunching more weight than them, the guys cannot stop staring at your cleavage.
“Finding a sports bra is absolute misery. There's no way it's gonna be cute and fit and get the job done.”
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Her next point is sure to shatter the illusions of men worldwide – apparently big boobs equals colossal clamminess.
“Boob sweat is a daily occurrence,” she admitted.
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Deodorant is the big-busted woman's friend
Fear not though, as the model has a cunning way to combat the stink. She rubs deodorant between her breasts every day to ensure things stay fresh.
Next up, people who are a little too intrusive come in for a bashing.
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“People always assume your boobs are fake,” Lindsey said.
“‘Why would you get them done so big?’ ‘Who in their right mind would get DDDs?’ Shut up.”
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Also causing aggravation are cross-body bags and seatbelts, both of which are apparently uncomfortable if you have bulging breasts.
“Even something as simple as buckling a seat belt can be a real pain when you have large boobs,” Lindsey revealed.
“I don't know who's making those things, but imagine a seat belt so tight on your manhood that it impairs your driving.”
Long necklaces are a no-no because they get swallowed up by the model’s cleavage, but Lindsey did take the time to list one pro of having big boobs.
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There is one plus point to having a big chest though, it's good for storing things
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And voila, her phone
She’s nicknamed her chest “Mother Nature’s pocket”, because she is able to store so much in her cleavage. From lipstick to mobile phones and sunglasses, Lindsey uses her breasts like a handbag.
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LADIES it’s time to breathe a sigh of relief because apparently having big boobs isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – according to a 30H Playboy model anyway.
Lindsey Pelas, 24, is all natural, measuring anywhere from a 32DDD to a 30H depending on who’s handling the tape.
She’s fiercely proud of her assets and uses her Instagram account to show them off at every opportunity, which is probably why she’s amassed more than 3.4million followers.
Life isn’t all easy for this busty babe though, which is why she’s assured less blessed women that there are some downsides to having a mammoth chest.
“You might think having big boobs is amazing, but there are actually a few disadvantages that I'm here to share with you,” she says in the video for Cosmopolitan.
“Every time a girl who's super-busty bends over, she has to hold the girls, or they're going to fall out.
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Lindsey Pelas says life is hard for women with big boobs
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“Also, you always look vulgar in regular clothing. It can be a T-shirt, a floral dress, a wedding dress, a nightgown, whatever.
"When you're busty, you just kind of look like a porn star accident.”
Added to that, big breasts can make wearing shirts hard.
Many of them simply won’t do up over Lindsey’s chest, so she’s either left with areas that gape or has to leave the blouse undone.
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[B]Even deciding what to wear isn't easy
Even shopping for bras is no joke, with the star explaining most shops don’t stock her size. If they do, she’s left with “industrial strength” lingerie, when she’s more about the “sex kitten” look.
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Don’t even get Lindsey started on working out either.
“Oh my God, exercising. No matter what you do when you exercise, you're gonna bounce,” she said.
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Workouts come with unwanted attention too
“The stares at the gym, I can’t deal with. I don’t care whether you’re on the treadmill, you’re doing the elliptical, even if you’re crunching more weight than them, the guys cannot stop staring at your cleavage.
“Finding a sports bra is absolute misery. There's no way it's gonna be cute and fit and get the job done.”
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Her next point is sure to shatter the illusions of men worldwide – apparently big boobs equals colossal clamminess.
“Boob sweat is a daily occurrence,” she admitted.
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Deodorant is the big-busted woman's friend
Fear not though, as the model has a cunning way to combat the stink. She rubs deodorant between her breasts every day to ensure things stay fresh.
Next up, people who are a little too intrusive come in for a bashing.
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“People always assume your boobs are fake,” Lindsey said.
“‘Why would you get them done so big?’ ‘Who in their right mind would get DDDs?’ Shut up.”
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Also causing aggravation are cross-body bags and seatbelts, both of which are apparently uncomfortable if you have bulging breasts.
“Even something as simple as buckling a seat belt can be a real pain when you have large boobs,” Lindsey revealed.
“I don't know who's making those things, but imagine a seat belt so tight on your manhood that it impairs your driving.”
Long necklaces are a no-no because they get swallowed up by the model’s cleavage, but Lindsey did take the time to list one pro of having big boobs.
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There is one plus point to having a big chest though, it's good for storing things
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And voila, her phone
She’s nicknamed her chest “Mother Nature’s pocket”, because she is able to store so much in her cleavage. From lipstick to mobile phones and sunglasses, Lindsey uses her breasts like a handbag.
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