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Teh One Who Knocks
04-19-2016, 11:47 AM
By Jonathan Greco - KOCO Oklahoma City


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OKLAHOMA CITY —A man who reportedly claims to be from the future where everyone is dead was arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a metro fast-food restaurant.

Witnesses reported that a man, identified as Dante Rashad Anderson, 36, walked into a Carl's Jr. and screamed at employees to give him food. When he was denied, Anderson went to Arby's in the 9000 block of South Western Avenue and demanded food, too.

The victim told police that Anderson jumped on top of the counter, jumped off, walked to the kitchen and grabbed her by the arms, forcing her against a wall, the report said. He then grabbed a handful of bacon and chicken and walked out.

While Anderson left, he reportedly broke the restaurant's front door, although the victim does not know how he broke it.

Police later found Anderson lying on the ground near Taco May in the 8800 block of South Western Avenue. He told officers that he took the food because he was hungry and nobody helps him, the report said.

"I got bacon and chicken and I scared the lady," Anderson reportedly said to police. "She thought I was going to hurt her, but I was not. I was just hungry and wanted some food. That is what I have to do to get food.

"I knew I was going to jail for doing this, but no one wants to help me out."

Anderson also admitted to kicking multiple vehicles outside the restaurant.

"I am from planet Earth 2016 and am four years advanced on you, and you guys are always trying (to) kill me," the report said. "On my planet Earth, everyone is dead and I walked here from there."

Anderson was taken to an area hospital to have his ankle examined before being booked into the Oklahoma County Jail. He was arrested on complaints of assault and battery, larceny and two destruction of property.

fricnjay
04-19-2016, 03:00 PM
:nuts:

Goofy
04-19-2016, 04:34 PM
There's no chicken or bacon in the future? :shock: :freakout:

DemonGeminiX
04-19-2016, 05:25 PM
:-s

Wouldn't he be from Earth 2020 if he was from four years in the future?

Griffin
04-19-2016, 09:46 PM
:-s

Wouldn't he be from Earth 2020 if he was from four years in the future?

which is after the presidential election so is further proof that Hillary wins, hell has frozen over and brings the extinction of mankind