Teh One Who Knocks
04-22-2016, 12:20 PM
Ellen Scott for Metro.co.uk
http://i.imgur.com/8kSz4iZ.png
Every wanted to get yourself off, but just can’t be bothered with the wrist strain? Or fancied a quick masturbating sesh, but don’t want to interrupt your current pizza-eating sesh?
Finally there’s an answer.
Dildo Everything – the same people behind the glorious dildo selfie stick – are back with a new invention for all your dildo-ing needs: the dildo drone.
Yep, it’s a remote-controlled dildo that can fly around the room and then directly inside your vagina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCVG7zUaRA
Is this a serious vaginal injury waiting to happen? Of course! Is this most likely a prank product that you’ll never be able to actually buy? Sure!
But the important thing here is that some brave people have decided to put dildos where dildos have never been before. In the sky. Follow your dreams, dildos. Fly towards the prize.
http://i.imgur.com/6V2TFFD.gif
In the very convincing advert, a fan of the dildo drone explains that all you have to do is press a button on a special remote and the drone will fly directly to you.
Sadly even if you’re tempted to buy your own, you can’t. At the moment the Dildo Drone’s website simply lists the product as ‘cuming soon’.
http://i.imgur.com/jPbsnPP.gif
We don’t even want to think about the damage those spinning rotors could do to our bits. Ouch.
http://i.imgur.com/8kSz4iZ.png
Every wanted to get yourself off, but just can’t be bothered with the wrist strain? Or fancied a quick masturbating sesh, but don’t want to interrupt your current pizza-eating sesh?
Finally there’s an answer.
Dildo Everything – the same people behind the glorious dildo selfie stick – are back with a new invention for all your dildo-ing needs: the dildo drone.
Yep, it’s a remote-controlled dildo that can fly around the room and then directly inside your vagina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCVG7zUaRA
Is this a serious vaginal injury waiting to happen? Of course! Is this most likely a prank product that you’ll never be able to actually buy? Sure!
But the important thing here is that some brave people have decided to put dildos where dildos have never been before. In the sky. Follow your dreams, dildos. Fly towards the prize.
http://i.imgur.com/6V2TFFD.gif
In the very convincing advert, a fan of the dildo drone explains that all you have to do is press a button on a special remote and the drone will fly directly to you.
Sadly even if you’re tempted to buy your own, you can’t. At the moment the Dildo Drone’s website simply lists the product as ‘cuming soon’.
http://i.imgur.com/jPbsnPP.gif
We don’t even want to think about the damage those spinning rotors could do to our bits. Ouch.