The Swastikas Aren't Even The Most Ridiculous Thing About This Nazi Craigslist Corvette

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jason Torchinsky - Jalopnik


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Normally, when you add swastikas to something, you can be assured that, yes, the most ridiculous, offensive part of that thing will be the swastika. Put a Nazi flag on a cheeseburger? The swastika is the worst part. Get a swastika face tattoo? That’s now the worst thing about you. But this swastika-covered Corvette manages an incredible trick: the most ridiculous thing about it is the price.

The post has since been flagged for removal, but thanks to the miracle of screencapping, it will live forever here:

http://i.imgur.com/pXAQWEV.jpg

Yep, some loon in Ohio thought his exposed-liver-brown C3 Corvette that’s covered in swastikas was worth $45,000. That’s only $10,000 less than a brand-new 2016 Corvette, and, for many buyers, $10,000 is a bargain for a full swastika-delete package.

http://i.imgur.com/rgZFaYH.jpg

Now, the sparse description on the ad didn’t specifically say the car is Nazi-themed:


81 vette new motor and trans never fired up two carbs tunnel ram and hood scoops. biker project swastika motorcycle theme. tall rear spoiler

It’s just a “biker project swastika motorcycle theme!” Nobody should have any problem with that, right?

See, in case someone, somehow, takes issue with the 15 or so huge swastikas or the American flag with the swastika replacing the field or stars or the many SS-style lightning bolts, you can just calm them down by explaining, calmly, that this is just a biker-project-swastika-motorcycle thing! No biggie! Just friendly biker-project-style swastikas! You know, the kind of swastikas everyone can enjoy!

Also, the strangely amateurishly-painted hood scoop sort of looks like the most disturbing birthday cake you can imagine.

http://i.imgur.com/n7SMouP.jpg

Also worth noting: those wheels. They’re so awful the Earth itself is refusing to make contact with them, hence the jack stands.

Remember, this guy is asking $45,000 for a car with an untested engine and transmission, and one that’s effectively impossible to use in civilized society. It doesn’t matter how amazing you are as a person, it doesn’t matter what you do. When you drive this car, that’s all anyone will ever know about you, ever.

If you had this car, and somehow managed to save a busload of orphans on your way home from your job where you’ve just cracked the solution to nuclear fusion, a byproduct of which is the first effective and viable cancer drug, the manufacture of which produces a runoff that destroys ISIS terrorist cells, everyone would still refer to you as “that dipshit who drives the Nazi Corvette.”

$45,000. Good luck, buddy.

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The last paragraph :lol:

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Those rims though

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David Trietsch, the German-born Zionist writer and statistician, and editor and founder of the Berlin weekly Volk und Land, told Herzl soon after the First Zionist Congress to consider "the 'Greater Palestine' program before it is too late ... You do not get ten million Jews into a land of 25,000 kilometers."9 William Hechler, Herzl's Christian associate, instructed him on 26 April 1896 to adopt and circulate as a slogan for the Jewish state: "The Palestine of David and Solomon."10 The Zionist leader was evidently impressed, because two years thereafter he defined the area of the Jewish state in theo-geographical rather than vague theo-historical terms: "From the Brook of Egypt to the Euphrates."11 It was a slogan to be echoed on 9 July 1947 by Rabbi Fischmann, member of the Jewish agency in his testimony before the UN Special Committee on Palestine. At the hearing he said that, "The Promised Land extends from the River of Egypt to the Euphrates; it includes parts of Syria and Lebanon." But one need not take the Nile-Euphrates formula too seriously. What matters is the fact that it is an open-ended dynamism, a settler colonialism bent on expansion. According to Herzl's diary, the boundaries of the state will expand as the Jewish population grows: "The more immigrants, the more land."12

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Rabbi Fischmann, member of the Jewish Agency for Palestine, declared in his testimony to the U.N. Special Committee of Enquiry on July 9, 1947:

The Promised Land extends from the River of Egypt to the Euphrates. It includes parts of Syria and Lebanon.


It is essential that the suffering of the Jews becomes worse. This will assist in the realization of our plans...

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