Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2016, 03:56 PM
by Kendall Fisher - E! Online
http://i.imgur.com/SuflqJu.jpg
Kendall Jenner's new Calvin Klein ads are not so subtle.
The campaign, which is appropriately titled Erotica, features the 20-year-old reality star (as well as a couple other models and actresses) and alludes to vaginas in all but one photo—which happens to be of a butt instead.
For example, in the most uncomfortable pic of the bunch, Kendall squeezes a grapefruit, which we can't help but notice is awfully reminiscent of a woman's female parts. The slogan? "I eat in #mycalvins."
http://i.imgur.com/3aZswMI.jpg
The next photo portrays Kendall a la 40 Days and 40 nights—you know, the scene where she basically gets an orgasm from a flower being traced along her stomach—holding a tulip to her mouth ever so sexually. She appears to be entirely elated, standing in a state of euphoria with her eyes closed and holding her stomach.
"I reminisce in #mycalvins," the ad reads.
<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="6" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:62.4537037037% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAA pWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr +JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgM hCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YY XFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhL w7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zz gKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nY FnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFNCgKdRC4K/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">Take a peek: @karate_katia, photographed by @harleyweir for the Spring 2016 advertising campaign. #mycalvins</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A photo posted by Calvin Klein (@calvinklein) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2016-05-09T22:45:13+00:00">May 9, 2016 at 3:45pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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The last two photos feature two other models: Klara Kristin and actress Abby Lee Kershaw.
In the first, Kristin is photographed from below, wearing a dress and flashing her undies for the camera. In the second, Kershaw poses with her hands down her pants. "I pulse in #mycalvins," the ad reads, reinforcing the erotica mood of the campaign overall.
Another photo for the campaign might not relate to a baby maker, but it maintains the sexual theme as it
Posing with her jeans on backwards, the model turns a usually frowned up butt crack into a fashion statement. "I belfie in #mycalvins," it reads.
http://i.imgur.com/SuflqJu.jpg
Kendall Jenner's new Calvin Klein ads are not so subtle.
The campaign, which is appropriately titled Erotica, features the 20-year-old reality star (as well as a couple other models and actresses) and alludes to vaginas in all but one photo—which happens to be of a butt instead.
For example, in the most uncomfortable pic of the bunch, Kendall squeezes a grapefruit, which we can't help but notice is awfully reminiscent of a woman's female parts. The slogan? "I eat in #mycalvins."
http://i.imgur.com/3aZswMI.jpg
The next photo portrays Kendall a la 40 Days and 40 nights—you know, the scene where she basically gets an orgasm from a flower being traced along her stomach—holding a tulip to her mouth ever so sexually. She appears to be entirely elated, standing in a state of euphoria with her eyes closed and holding her stomach.
"I reminisce in #mycalvins," the ad reads.
<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="6" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:62.4537037037% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAA pWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr +JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgM hCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YY XFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhL w7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zz gKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nY FnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BFNCgKdRC4K/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">Take a peek: @karate_katia, photographed by @harleyweir for the Spring 2016 advertising campaign. #mycalvins</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A photo posted by Calvin Klein (@calvinklein) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2016-05-09T22:45:13+00:00">May 9, 2016 at 3:45pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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The last two photos feature two other models: Klara Kristin and actress Abby Lee Kershaw.
In the first, Kristin is photographed from below, wearing a dress and flashing her undies for the camera. In the second, Kershaw poses with her hands down her pants. "I pulse in #mycalvins," the ad reads, reinforcing the erotica mood of the campaign overall.
Another photo for the campaign might not relate to a baby maker, but it maintains the sexual theme as it
Posing with her jeans on backwards, the model turns a usually frowned up butt crack into a fashion statement. "I belfie in #mycalvins," it reads.