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Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2016, 01:44 PM
WDTN 2 News


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WESTWOOD, OH (WCMH) — Someone could end up facing jail time for an apparent senior prank at a Cincinnati area high school.

Police say someone posted a photo letter on Facebook that appears to be from the Cincinnati Public School district, WXIX-TV reports. The letter calls for mandatory inspections of student’s private parts.

Warning: The text from the letter below might be offensive to some readers.


The Cincinnati Public School District is required by law to conduct mandatory penis and vaginal inspections on all students, faculty and staff at Gilbert. A. Dater High School in accordance to the City of Cincinnati health codes. This year’s penis and vaginal inspection will take place Friday, May 20, 2016 at 8:20 AM. All circumcised males should report to Ms. Field’s room, all uncircumcised males to report to Ms. Christmon’s room, and all females report to Ms. Blair’s room. There will be only one make-up date on Monday, May 23rd.”

The school district says it doesn’t know who posted the bogus letter, but it will take disciplinary action once those culprits are found.

“These kids could technically be prosecuted,” WXIX-TV Legal Analyst Mike Allen said. “Forgery states that if you forge writing that appears to be genuine it’s a felony to the fifth degree.”

Goofy
05-23-2016, 02:49 PM
:lol:

Hugh_Janus
05-23-2016, 06:42 PM
oh shit.... penis inspection day again

deebakes
05-24-2016, 01:19 AM
:homer:

RBP
05-24-2016, 03:53 AM
:lol:

Griffin
05-25-2016, 02:40 AM
A blonde is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". His breathalyzer equipment is broken So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvette?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. The blond "sighs" and says "Please not another breathalyzer test!"

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2016, 03:47 PM
:rofl: