Employee found dead in Bronx hospital may have had heart attack while masturbating

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BY Rocco Parascandola - New York Daily News


A Bronx hospital worker found dead by a colleague may have died of a heart attack while masturbating, police sources said Wednesday.

The 48-year-old man was found about 10 a.m. Tuesday in a remote area of North Central Bronx Hospital.

A source said no foul play was suspected and that it appeared the man had partly disrobed and was watching pornography on a computer when he died.

[Pony]

This just confirms my belief that everyone should have a designated person to delete their browser history in the event of death.

[DemonGeminiX]

What your family and friends would have to deal with if you're found like that. Would anybody even be able to look at you during the viewing?

[deebakes]

he was probably smiling at least :shrug:

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/wjnibG7.jpg

[deebakes]

usually the bottom half is closed, maybe for this exact reason :shock:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thats a solid knob polishing

[deebakes]

not only did he come, but he also went...






























http://i60.tinypic.com/aema0y.gif


:coat:

[RBP]

This just confirms my belief that everyone should have a designated person to delete their browser history in the event of death.

And run a strong magnet over the hard drive.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And run a strong magnet over the hard drive.

http://i.imgur.com/eLDiiQX.jpg

[RBP]

:lol: Indeed