Teh One Who Knocks
06-20-2016, 10:58 AM
Metro News Reporter for Metro.co.uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UWgh0GxDKE
Could this explain the potholes?
A man has apparently been caught having sex with a road.
Yep, a 32 second clip seems to show the tarmac lover thrusting his penis into the ground.
‘There’s the fella, he’s f***ing the floor,’ a person was heard saying off camera.
http://i.imgur.com/xVaKxmZ.jpg
According to reddit the strange sex session took place in full view of an office block in New Zealand where the clip was filmed from.
But how did the man gain any friction for the controversial road hump?
Unless he poured a vat of baby oil on the surface we imagine it could have been very painful.
What’s more likely is he used some sort of hidden sex toy (fleshlight?) to help him get off.
And if you were thinking the situation could not get any stranger you’d be wrong.
Another man was kneeling next to the vehicle and watching him.
‘His friend there is checking him out…What is he doing?,’ someone else in the office building added.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UWgh0GxDKE
Could this explain the potholes?
A man has apparently been caught having sex with a road.
Yep, a 32 second clip seems to show the tarmac lover thrusting his penis into the ground.
‘There’s the fella, he’s f***ing the floor,’ a person was heard saying off camera.
http://i.imgur.com/xVaKxmZ.jpg
According to reddit the strange sex session took place in full view of an office block in New Zealand where the clip was filmed from.
But how did the man gain any friction for the controversial road hump?
Unless he poured a vat of baby oil on the surface we imagine it could have been very painful.
What’s more likely is he used some sort of hidden sex toy (fleshlight?) to help him get off.
And if you were thinking the situation could not get any stranger you’d be wrong.
Another man was kneeling next to the vehicle and watching him.
‘His friend there is checking him out…What is he doing?,’ someone else in the office building added.