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Teh One Who Knocks
06-29-2016, 11:32 AM
by Dave Basner - V103 News

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">MY FATHER HARASSES ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA <a href="https://t.co/r7AHKzAyVZ">pic.twitter.com/r7AHKzAyVZ</a></p>&mdash; Cassie Martin (@CassandraOlay) <a href="https://twitter.com/CassandraOlay/status/745835912261672960">June 23, 2016</a></blockquote>
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While some parents don’t know much about social media, there are other moms and dads out there who know a little too much about it, like one Washington teen’s father.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS IS MY FATHER <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wtf?src=hash">#wtf</a> <a href="https://t.co/hpROzrdHDR">pic.twitter.com/hpROzrdHDR</a></p>&mdash; Cassie Martin (@CassandraOlay) <a href="https://twitter.com/CassandraOlay/status/719763660915146753">April 12, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Cassie Martin occasionally posts selfies, but she might not be doing it much anymore because her dad has started copying her poses for his own selfies.

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Thankfully for the rest of the internet, Cassie has uploaded side-by-side comparisons of her pics and her dads.

<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="7" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAA pWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY 9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wO HiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GP T6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90G Sy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAA AElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BEKaGMEupRu/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">Found another photo my daughter took the other day. #dadbod #dadselfie</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A photo posted by Burr Martin (@therealburrmartin) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2016-04-14T01:42:16+00:00">Apr 13, 2016 at 6:42pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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As for why he does it, Mr. Martin explained on Instagram, “So my daughter has been posting sexy selfies of herself and instead of telling her to stop, well, I thought of something better.”

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Cassie has a brother too and he is not immune to his father's imitations:

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redred
06-29-2016, 11:46 AM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-29-2016, 02:12 PM
He's probably the only reason she hasn't posted anything more risqué.

fricnjay
06-29-2016, 02:16 PM
+1 Dad :tup:

FBD
06-29-2016, 02:40 PM
:lol: :clap:

deebakes
06-29-2016, 07:25 PM
:rofl:

Muddy
06-29-2016, 07:43 PM
Dads an idiot.

FBD
06-29-2016, 08:30 PM
at least its better than....buddy of mine doesnt hit his kids - he is severely flatulent and will fart on them when they misbehave. I shit you not, no pun intended :lol: when his two girls argue, he'll grab them both and fuckin fart on them. its hilarious, but it appears to work :lol:

Hugh_Janus
06-29-2016, 08:36 PM
she's being bullied.... where is feminism? She needs help