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Teh One Who Knocks
06-19-2011, 12:17 PM
Us Weekly


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When Bristol Palin lost her virginity, it wasn't the romantic experience she had envisioned.

In her new autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, the 20-year-old single mom reveals that, while drunk for the very first time, she lost her virginity to Levi Johnston during a camping trip.

Palin says she woke up alone in her tent, with no recollection as to what happened. Johnston, meanwhile, "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas."

When she confronted him about their sexual encounter, Johnston, now 21, told Palin what she wanted to hear: they wouldn't have sex again until they were married.

But, Palin writes, they became intimate again shortly after. When she learned she was pregnant in 2008, Palin was on birth control pills prescribed to treat her cramps; it took eight home pregnancy tests to convince her that she was expecting.

Palin's parents, to her surprise, were incredibly supportive. They also reminded her to stay focused on the future, particularly her continuing education. Johnston's reaction was less comforting. "Better be a f***ing boy," he told her.

The memoir, co-written with Nancy French, describes Johnston (the father of Palin's 2-year-old son, Tripp) as a "gnat" who is "constantly spreading false accusations against our family." Palin also calls him a self-involved slacker "who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates."

And yet, Palin writes that when her mother, Sarah, was introduced as Senator John McCain's vice presidential pick in August 2008, being on display with Johnston "somehow legitimized us as a couple."

After Tripp's birth in December, Palin discovered via text message that Johnston had been cheating on her. Once Johnston admitted to the affair, they decided to break up. Eighteen months later, the couple reunited and shocked their families with an announcement: they were engaged. Shortly after, Johnston informed Plain that he had gotten another woman pregnant, which ended their relationship for good. "I'd just made a complete fool of myself and given my family the middle finger," Palin writes.

Johnston, for his part, will share his side of the story with his own book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, which arrives in bookstores this fall.

Goofy
06-19-2011, 12:41 PM
Well, thats an autobiography i'll just have to buy............... :| I should write my own, ive done way more interesting things :)

SmoothBob
06-19-2011, 04:45 PM
I hate how society has become. I hate that the media and all these sheep are on tenderhooks as to who or what is going to say this or that..

Sorry, not in the cheeriest of moods today lol

Godfather
06-19-2011, 04:57 PM
:rofl:

"I lost my virginity while drunk".... shocking...


Because for most of us it's rose pedals and chocolate dipped strawberries :roll: I hardly remember it, it was so drunk an awkward.

minz
06-19-2011, 08:02 PM
Well, thats an autobiography i'll just have to buy............... :| I should write my own, ive done way more interesting things :)

Haha yeah, and mine would read like a soap opera :lol:

SmoothBob
06-19-2011, 08:10 PM
I lost mine sober to a Mrs Robinson type, was all the better for being sober to be honest.

I was a late bloomer though, i was 17..

PorkChopSandwiches
06-19-2011, 09:16 PM
So tired of this family

PapaZ
06-20-2011, 10:15 AM
So tired of this family

What ya gonna do if mama Palin runs for President, again?

PorkChopSandwiches
06-20-2011, 03:01 PM
There is no way she will get "the nod"

Arkady Renko
06-20-2011, 03:17 PM
What ya gonna do if mama Palin runs for President, again?

emigrate to germany? We desperately need enterprising people of working age and with tech skills, and our birth rate is too low anyway. Porky might even be eligible for citizenship. I could even find you a nice affordable house in a nice borough here, compared to californian prices it's ridulously cheap to buy real estate here. The weather leaves a little to be desired though.

PorkChopSandwiches
06-20-2011, 03:18 PM
Sounds good, my dad was born in Germany. Its time I visit the homeland.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-20-2011, 03:38 PM
emigrate to germany? We desperately need enterprising people of working age and with tech skills, and our birth rate is too low anyway. Porky might even be eligible for citizenship. I could even find you a nice affordable house in a nice borough here, compared to californian prices it's ridulously cheap to buy real estate here. The weather leaves a little to be desired though.

We have a bunch of illegal Mexicans here that could use jobs we'd be willing to send you :)

deebakes
06-20-2011, 10:38 PM
emigrate to germany?

who'd want to move to doucheland? :razz:

Arkady Renko
06-21-2011, 03:33 PM
your speech is slurred, are you intoxicated?

Hal-9000
06-21-2011, 04:29 PM
:rofl:

"I lost my virginity while drunk".... shocking...


Because for most of us it's rose pedals and chocolate dipped strawberries :roll: I hardly remember it, it was so drunk an awkward.


:lol: how true.....



that's like me calling the press and announcing I lost my virginity by inserting my penis into a vagina

Muddy
06-21-2011, 05:42 PM
who'd want to move to doucheland? :razz:

:lol: