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SmoothBob
06-20-2011, 12:37 PM
Howay!

Years ago while bored at work me and a mate made a list of song titles that had Love in the title and changed it for Muff with hilarious results! :mrgreen:

Muff is slang for 'lady garden' incase yi didnae know.. :shock:

Alright, some o them were pretty funny. Thought i'd post a few o the best, feel free to join in or come up wi a new word substitute :wave:

Bon Jovi - You give Muff a bad name
Meatloaf - I'd do anything for Muff, but I wont do THAT! :hand:
The Bee Gees - How deep is your Muff :-k
Whitney Houston - The greatest Muff of all (Wonder if Bobby ever sung that to her :))
Four Aces - Muff Is A Many Splendered Thing
Elvis Presley - Muff Me Tender
Supremes - Where Did Our Muff Go?
Beatles - All You Need Is Muff (so true! :mrgreen:)
Tony Orlando and Dawn - He Don't Muff You (Like I Muff you)
Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Muff
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Muff
Phil Collins - Groovy Kind of Muff
Cheryl Cole - Fight for this Muff (the line starts behind me! :mrgreen:)
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Muff (:ewww:)

and another that had Life instead of Love in the title, but it fits so well!

Ronan Keaton - Muff is a rollercoaster (just got to ride it!) :mrgreen:

Anywayz, yi get the idea..