ASOS is selling a ‘dripping blood’ choker that looks a bit dodgy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ellen Scott for Metro.co.uk


http://i.imgur.com/97MwN6u.jpg

Everyone spare a thought for poor old ASOS.

They tried to have some innocent Halloween fun. They made a cute ‘dripping blood’ choker. Everything should have been fine.

But the internet is filled with dirty, dirty minds. Dirty minds that noticed that their glow-in-the-dark ‘dripping blood’ choker looks a bit, erm, naughty.

You see, in the dark, ASOS’s choker glows, and it looks brilliantly Halloween-y.

But during the daytime, it just looks like you’ve got a dripping semi-clear/white substance on your neck.

And by a semi-clear/white substance, we mean, um, ejaculate.

http://i.imgur.com/i51cb5C.jpg

The necklace was first noticed on Reddit, where a thread about the choker’s appearance is currently being filled with puns and innuendo. Plus a very to-the-point comment that says, simply, ‘more like Jizz Choker.’

Right then.

http://i.imgur.com/t5wkuzq.jpg

We’re so sorry, ASOS. We’re sorry that our immature, filthy minds mean you can’t make spooky chokers for Halloween.

But maybe the choker could have been red. You know, like blood? Just an idea.

[deebakes]

:wank:

[RBP]

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She want to pearl necklace.
She want to pearl necklace.

[allsmiles]

I want one.

[redred]

A pearl necklace.



I want one.

:woot:

[Pony]

I want one.

:wank:


There ya go.

[allsmiles]

:wank:


There ya go.

Thanks, Pony. You're a real pal. Can you make it glow in the dark?

[RBP]

Thanks, Pony. You're a real pal. Can you make it glow in the dark?

I can. It may not work at first, but we'll keep trying until it does.