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RBP
10-15-2016, 01:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eD3Vf9A.jpg
Thanks, masturbation!

A chilling result of a study, released by Brother Lonnie’s University of Faithfacts, and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, entitled: “Masturbation Residue And It’s Effects On The Global Climate “ outlines the direct impact of the masturbator and it’s filth, on the peaceful, God-fearing innocent peoples of the world, and all of God’s creation.

http://i.imgur.com/KzKdcNJ.jpg

The Masturbation Residue Film Particle, or MRFP, is the pollutant that clogs both air and water, and has been proven to cause Downs Syndrome, Abnormalness, and Australianism. This minuscule particle is what happens to sexual fluids after a heathen self-rapes, and it evaporates into the air and dissolves into the water supply. MRFP have also been speculated to cause all known types of epidemic cancer.

In addition to extreme toxicity, the MRFP have been found to physically alter the properties of air itself, making it impossible to regulate heat correctly, and thus ruining the climate indefinitely.

Ridiculous and terrifying weather scenarios depicting El Ninos, Polar Vortexes, Sno-Pocalypse, Fire Tsunami, and even Fire-Tsunami-Sharknadoes have been simulated at B.L.U.F.F Computational Science Center and Animal Rendering Center, to within 75% accuracy.

Most Lonvidians and Normals need have no concern, as they are heavily entrenched in their Lonnie Childs approved bunkers, and are impervious to the weather, but heathens and non-normals are advised to panic heavily, and purchase immense quantity of bottled water and K-Rations.

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/is-masturbation-destroying-the-climate/

:lol:

redred
10-15-2016, 02:38 PM
:fu: dee

Muddy
10-15-2016, 03:15 PM
"Self rapes"

deebakes
10-15-2016, 04:07 PM
there does seem to be a relationship between global warming and porn, seems like legit conclusion :idk:

allsmiles
10-15-2016, 06:51 PM
Fire-tsunami sharknadoes, huh. I think I will jill-off when I get home and see if I can make one.

deebakes
10-15-2016, 08:32 PM
let me know when you start, maybe we can combine our efforts :tup:

allsmiles
10-16-2016, 07:47 AM
Too late. I dun came and went. I got a little dizzy and saw some stars (my orgasms have been off the charts lately) but no sharknadoes. However, I'm not giving up.

Hugh_Janus
10-16-2016, 08:08 AM
I think one of us will have to stop :-k Who is going to volunteer?

RBP
10-16-2016, 12:18 PM
Too late. I dun came and went. I got a little dizzy and saw some stars (my orgasms have been off the charts lately) but no sharknadoes. However, I'm not giving up.

:worthless:

deebakes
10-16-2016, 02:31 PM
:faint:

lost in melb.
10-16-2016, 02:58 PM
Volcano and vagina both start with 'V' Just saying :mrgreen:

RBP
10-16-2016, 03:22 PM
Volcano and vagina both start with 'V' Just saying :mrgreen:

How did you not comment on the article saying masturbation causes "Australianism"?!? :lol: