Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2016, 11:24 AM
BY ALEX DIAZ - The Sun
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A JEALOUS bloke who went to court after smashing his ex’s vibrator raged last night: “She loved it more than me — and I bought it for her.”
Rich Moore charged round to the house he had shared with Sarah Mills, 34, a month after they split to collect his stuff while she was away.
But Rich, 33, — who admits he “had the hump” with the device — tore it to pieces after destroying Sarah’s £200 sunglasses.
He told The Sun: “I was fed up.
“She moved another fella in pretty much straight away after I paid for her to go on holiday to Lanzarote.
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“I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across the glasses and smashed them. Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones.
“She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it, it cost me £30.”
Sarah complained to cops and Rich was charged with criminal damage over the July 6 incident, which he admitted at Croydon magistrates’ court.
But he contests the value of the sunglasses, which he says cost £20.
The couple, who were together seven years, have a two-year-old daughter and lived in Canada before moving back to London in 2014.
Builder Rich, of Orpington, South East London, was released on conditional bail until October 19.
He added: “It’s all so petty and a waste of taxpayers’ money. It’s ridiculous if you think about it.
“I told the police I had broken the dildo and offered to pay for it to save us all going to court but they weren’t having it.
“I wanted to go to court with a T-shirt saying Save The Dildos but I decided it was probably best not to.”
http://i.imgur.com/TnzyIlk.jpg
A JEALOUS bloke who went to court after smashing his ex’s vibrator raged last night: “She loved it more than me — and I bought it for her.”
Rich Moore charged round to the house he had shared with Sarah Mills, 34, a month after they split to collect his stuff while she was away.
But Rich, 33, — who admits he “had the hump” with the device — tore it to pieces after destroying Sarah’s £200 sunglasses.
He told The Sun: “I was fed up.
“She moved another fella in pretty much straight away after I paid for her to go on holiday to Lanzarote.
http://i.imgur.com/79b2CRm.jpg
“I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across the glasses and smashed them. Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones.
“She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it, it cost me £30.”
Sarah complained to cops and Rich was charged with criminal damage over the July 6 incident, which he admitted at Croydon magistrates’ court.
But he contests the value of the sunglasses, which he says cost £20.
The couple, who were together seven years, have a two-year-old daughter and lived in Canada before moving back to London in 2014.
Builder Rich, of Orpington, South East London, was released on conditional bail until October 19.
He added: “It’s all so petty and a waste of taxpayers’ money. It’s ridiculous if you think about it.
“I told the police I had broken the dildo and offered to pay for it to save us all going to court but they weren’t having it.
“I wanted to go to court with a T-shirt saying Save The Dildos but I decided it was probably best not to.”