Best or wierdest line from a film?

[Berto]

"Surely you cant be serious" I am serious and stop calling me Shirley. we could probs make a game out this post the line and see who get it right? NO CHEATING!! or i will...or I will....or I will, well I wont do anything just dont cheat lol.:nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

You want weird? Shit. Just quote the entire Spaceballs movie.

[MrsM]

Airplane and we already have a thread in the Games Lounge http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?2587-The-movie-quotes-game :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Waiting...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzYyNjIyOTU2NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODk3ODcxMw@@._ V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg


Raddimus: Shit... this is gonna be that kind of a party that I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato! Woah!

[Berto]

my bad didnt see it:banghead:

[Hal-9000]

I can't recall the name of the film but it's Chuck Norris walking into a pool hall absolutely full of guys ready to kill him.
One guy says something to Chuck and he quietly responds - If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.


:dance:

[Loser]

That bastards faster then Walt Flannigans dog!...


There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.


You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

There's more but my brain isn't working very well atm.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

my bad didnt see it:banghead:

We'll just use it as a discussion thread for favorite movie lines :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Berto is a noob...you should ban him














:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

We can't ban him, we haven't taken turns on him.... yet.

:demon:

[DemonGeminiX]

There's more but my brain isn't working very well atm.

Mallrats and Super Troopers?

[SmoothBob]

Berto is a noob...you should ban him


:lol:


We can't ban him, we haven't taken turns on him.... yet.

:demon:
:mrgreen::haha:

[SmoothBob]

Arnie all the way for the best lines!

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!'

'Let off some steam, Bennett'

and my favourite..

'Get to the Chopper!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_OacEq2Sk

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

:tup:

Of course Pulp Fiction is filled with great lines...one of my favorite films.

[SmoothBob]

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
:beatdown:

[SmoothBob]

Im the mutha fuckin KING of foot massage!

[KevinD]

supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus

[Goofy]

Say 'what' one more time mutherfucker, i dare ya, i double dare ya........ they speak English in 'what'?

[SmoothBob]

TOM: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, `does what no other dildo can do until now', latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

[SmoothBob]

TOM: There's six black cocks sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them?
SOAP: Six.

TOM: How many wings have they got between them?

SOAP: Twelve.

TOM: How many feet?

SOAP: Er, well, twelve.

TOM: That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?

SOAP: How the fuck should I know?

TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?

[Berto]

"if i let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?"

[Berto]

Berto is a noob...you should ban him

Eh WTF why im friendly people.













:lol:


We can't ban him, we haven't taken turns on him.... yet.

:demon:

Kinky :giggity:

[SmoothBob]

Kinky :giggity:

Yi wont be going giggidy when there finished wi yi!

[Hal-9000]

Kinky :giggity:

I was suggesting the ban because you made a thread when there's already a similar one...

on some forums they go BALLISTIC over duplicate threads or even the reposting of a picture :lol: makes me laugh every time



*they're not like that here..

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

[Hal-9000]

I've got a bad feeling about this.. - any Star Wars film

[DemonGeminiX]

You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Your loyalty is very touching but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is GRAVITY! And I got to remind you, Sully: This is my weak arm!



Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

That's right, Matrix, you did!

I lied.

[Yt Trash]

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!


Clerks

[Loser]

Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!


http://i53.tinypic.com/adbynd.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!


http://i53.tinypic.com/adbynd.jpg


:lol: Movie please, I think I may have seen that

[KevinD]

:lol: Movie please, I think I may have seen that

Boondock Saints.
Awesome movie!

[DemonGeminiX]

[sigh] I'm exhausted.

Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

Suck me, beautiful.

[SmoothBob]

I am Jacks Medulla Oblongata

[SmoothBob]

I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.