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redred
11-15-2016, 04:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1BqjWFG.jpg

A guy has been hospitalised after getting his wedding ring stuck round his penis. Yep.

This immediately throws up a number of disturbing questions – particularly ‘how and why?’ There’s absolutely nothing wrong with experimenting in the bedroom, but for fuck’s sake people, stay smart.

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http://i.imgur.com/2Nv3vSe.jpg

The downright stupid fella was forced to travel to hospital in Limpopo, South Africa to get the offending item removed, reports RT.com.

According to the South African Medical Journal he was in severe pain (obviously) when he arrived.

The journal states:

His penis was severely swollen and blue, and constricted with a wedding ring at the middle section. The patient reported that he had applied the ring four hours previously for erotic reasons, on the recommendation of friends.

Hospital staff sedated the man and tried to remove the ring by the string method, but the swelling was too excessive.

An orthopaedic oscillating saw was then used, but the ring was too wide and too strong and there was limited space due to the swelling.

They then attempted the aspiration method, making punctures in his penis to release the stored blood. Multiple puncture aspirations were applied, the oedema subsided and the ring was removed.

The guy was eventually discharged from hospital after three days and is expected to make a full recovery.

http://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/guy-puts-wedding-ring-on-penis-in-sex-game-gone-wrong-photo-is-so-grim/

PorkChopSandwiches
11-15-2016, 04:43 PM
Oh shit :shock:

deebakes
11-15-2016, 05:56 PM
:bwaha: :dunce: :haha:

Hikari Kisugi
11-15-2016, 08:05 PM
Even in its most flaccid state, there is no way I could get my wedding ring over the head of my penis, let alone halfway down the shaft like purple cock there managed.

Wrong type of penile ring dummy!