Kim Kardashian X-Rays Her Butt: It's Real and It's Spectacular

[Teh One Who Knocks]

by Bruna Nessif - E! Online


http://i.imgur.com/JsMT2.jpg

We know jealous people keep putting down Kim Kardashian's awesome butt by saying it's fake.

So is she going to set the record straight or what?!

Duh!

The reality star is done dealing with all you cynics of the world and is ready to show you that her bottom is certified Armenian meat!

Khloé Kardashian Odom hints that something is cooking when she tweets, "Nothing like a good old Armenian ass to get your day going!"

Then we see her tweet a picture of Kim next to her X-ray after a doctor visit.

"Kim got a butt X-Ray...See, it's REAL!!! LOL," she says.

We're no doctors or anything, but that looks all human to us.

K.K. was proud to set the record straight, and retweeted her sister's picture with, "Haha! The things my sisters have me do! Proof baby!"

There you have it. Her body really is that perfect.

Ugh.

[Goofy]

I'd have to do the 'feel' test........ just in the interests of science of course :)

[Hal-9000]

when others are waiting weeks or months to get imaging for REAL problems...she gets her big fat ass X-rayed :rolleyes:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[Arkady Renko]

when others are waiting weeks or months to get imaging for REAL problems...she gets her big fat ass X-rayed :rolleyes:

first things first...

[MrsM]

They x-rayed her head as well

http://i.imgur.com/Ly65e.jpg

[SmoothBob]

Someone take her out the back and do the 'humane' thing.. :axe:

[RBP]

when others are waiting weeks or months to get imaging for REAL problems...she gets her big fat ass X-rayed :rolleyes:

No waiting on this side of the border, but bring your credit card. ;)

[Hal-9000]

Yeah we can get Xrays usually the same day in most clinics...I was being bitter.

I saw her famed ass in some tight pants and it's not curvy or sexy...it's dumpy and gross if anything.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yeah we can get Xrays usually the same day in most clinics...I was being bitter.

I saw her famed ass in some tight pants and it's not curvy or sexy...it's dumpy and gross if anything.

What are you looking at?

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim-kardashian-ass.jpg

http://santoion.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/kim-kardashian-naked-playboy-34.jpg

[Hal-9000]

those ones are nice I must admit...some recent gallery with her shopping and the ol dumper looked it belonged to a 70 yr old fatty

[Hal-9000]

she's been in Playboy? Where the hell was I?

[Godfather]

she's been in Playboy? Where the hell was I?

Was just going to say that@

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It was a while back

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.bitchpleaz.com/2010/09/14/all-kim-kardashians-playboy-nude-photos-nsfw/

[SmoothBob]

Wasnae like she showed that much..

And complained when she saw what they had printed!

And then had these done for a photo shoot

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kim_kardashian_naked_silver_paint.png

And, again, complained afterwards when they were printed too! :stfu:


If ur interested yi could go here to see under the censored box..

http://www.esscurve.com/231/kim-kardashian-does-another-nude-turn-in-w-magazine-photos

[Godfather]

http://www.bitchpleaz.com/2010/09/14/all-kim-kardashians-playboy-nude-photos-nsfw/

Not bad at all :D Thanks porky

[Hal-9000]

Wasnae like she showed that much..

And complained when she saw what they had printed!

And then had these done for a photo shoot

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kim_kardashian_naked_silver_paint.png

And, again, complained afterwards when they were printed too! :stfu:


If ur interested yi could go here to see under the censored box..

http://www.esscurve.com/231/kim-kardashian-does-another-nude-turn-in-w-magazine-photos

Thanks SmoothB


okay Porky, check out the silver pictures from the link and there's one in there of her monstrous butt...it's not attractive at all
she has a nice rack and is a beautiful woman....BUT

[PorkChopSandwiches]

okay Porky, check out the silver pictures from the link and there's one in there of her monstrous butt...it's not attractive at all
she has a nice rack and is a beautiful woman....BUT

Thats not the greatest shot, but I would still :hitit:

[Hal-9000]

it's big and malformed = too many fuckin twinkies bitch :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

*buys a Twinkie wrapper condom*

[Hal-9000]

think about it dude...you want to do her from behind and assume the doggy impalin position.

you gotta get past 17 inches of blubber before you even get to sink it into the prize...
don't know about you but my willy ain't 25 inches long :|


(unless I'm doing a midget :cheerlead:)

[SmoothBob]

Yeah but u'd still try Hal!

[pepo]

think about it dude...you want to do her from behind and assume the doggy impalin position.

you gotta get past 17 inches of blubber before you even get to sink it into the prize...
don't know about you but my willy ain't 25 inches long :|


(unless I'm doing a midget :cheerlead:)


she got a pooper made for pepo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pepo = megapepo!!!!!!

[Hal-9000]

If Kim offered herself to me sexually, I would say no thank you :hand:


and then the heavens would part and lightning would obliterate me into a million pieces of fried circuitboard

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No waiting on this side of the border, but bring your credit card. ;)

:usa:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If Kim offered herself to me sexually, I would say no thank you :hand:


and then the heavens would part and lightning would obliterate me into a million pieces of fried circuitboard

She really doesn't do anything for me...her sister Kourtney is much better looking

[Hal-9000]

She really doesn't do anything for me...her sister Kourtney is much better looking

agreed...and the other one looks like a linebacker ffs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

agreed...and the other one looks like a linebacker ffs :lol:

Shhhhh....not so loud....if she hears you she'll come and kick your ass!

[Hal-9000]

Shhhhh....not so loud....if she hears you she'll come and kick your ass!


I ain't afraid of no Kardashian hippo kicking my ass :x

stealing my McNuggets maybe, but not the ass whuppin

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I ain't afraid of no Kardashian hippo kicking my ass :x

stealing my McNuggets maybe, but not the ass whuppin

LSFW
http://i.imgur.com/tmvH1.jpg

[Hal-9000]

is that the linebacker?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup :lol:

[Hal-9000]

they can gussy up those pics up all they want...we know that she probably stands up to pee :thumbsup:

[deebakes]

kim is hot :tup:

[Hal-9000]

kim is hot :tup:

If you 69'ed with her it would be lights out :(

[deebakes]

you win some, you lose some...

[Hal-9000]

I would imagine she can let some good rippers go...you know, the multi octave ones that go on for about 12 seconds?