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Teh One Who Knocks
12-20-2016, 07:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4ozlbDm.jpg

Goofy
12-20-2016, 07:16 PM
I used to miss Hal but my aim got better :tup:

























Not the same without Tinkerbelle here :(

Muddy
12-20-2016, 07:51 PM
I wonder whats up.. He was pretty low key last time he was here.

redred
12-20-2016, 07:57 PM
:wank: :hal: :lwank:

Jezter
12-20-2016, 08:52 PM
Haaaallll! Come to daddy!

Muddy
12-20-2016, 08:52 PM
Oh to grab that hair and scream at him like a howler monkey one more time...

Jezter
12-20-2016, 08:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9zJy6Mm.jpg

Muddy
12-20-2016, 09:11 PM
:lol:

Pony
12-20-2016, 09:57 PM
:waiting:

Loser
12-21-2016, 01:16 AM
I refuse to change my sig until he gives me new material :(

deebakes
12-21-2016, 03:42 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/2570tpy.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2017, 02:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QHdBJ6Vh.jpg

PorkChopSandwiches
04-25-2017, 03:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JgV23vG.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2017, 06:27 PM
:dance2: Hal is posting :dance2:

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 06:42 PM
This thread is too kind :oops:



http://i.imgur.com/l9CNwi3.jpg

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 07:02 PM
I refuse to change my sig until he gives me new material :(

Okay Looser Bitch, time to take off the dress and put on your big boy panties again.

Goofy
05-18-2017, 07:19 PM
:woohoo:

http://i.imgur.com/iJCHcc1.jpg

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 07:21 PM
Hey Goof, how come I can't save that sig?


thanks

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2017, 07:23 PM
Hey Goof, how come I can't save that sig?


thanks

You have to pay him for it first :slap:

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 07:25 PM
You have to pay him for it first :slap:

Don't hit, it reminds me of when Mom used to shake me :|

She called it - Baby's lil Carnival Ride

Noilly Pratt
05-18-2017, 07:25 PM
Holy Halifax hallucinations! Welcome back Mr. Hal!

Goofy
05-18-2017, 07:26 PM
Yes, monetary exchange must be made first Hal :tup:



























I honestly have no idea why you can't save it......... but then you are pretty much a n00b again so you're probably clicking the wrong things :-k










:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-18-2017, 07:27 PM
Don't hit, it reminds me of when Mom used to shake me :|

She called it - Baby's lil Carnival Ride

:-k









































:-k



















































:-k














































:slap:

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 07:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/W7S0qiu.jpg

Hal-9000
05-18-2017, 08:01 PM
Yes, monetary exchange must be made first Hal :tup:





























I honestly have no idea why you can't save it......... but then you are pretty much a n00b again so you're probably clicking the wrong things :-k










:dance:


corrupted jpeg file after saving...and I already have a copy of that one. You should see the file title name :lol:

Goofy
05-18-2017, 08:12 PM
corrupted jpeg file after saving...and I already have a copy of that one. You should see the file title name :lol:

awesomesigpic.jpg :-k

Muddy
05-19-2017, 03:06 AM
I missed you babycakes..

deebakes
05-22-2017, 01:17 PM
:woot: :wavey:

Hal-9000
08-04-2017, 09:49 PM
That guy could post in a hundred different threads within 10 minutes and not impart one modicum of knowledge during the process




:( I sure miss him

Griffin
08-04-2017, 09:53 PM
like a fart in a wind tunnel.... these are the posts of hal.

Hal-9000
08-04-2017, 09:56 PM
*beams with pride* :)

Griffin
08-04-2017, 10:15 PM
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem." The doctor sends him into his examination room. He examines the man to find the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area and has him return in a week. "It all cleared up!", the man reports when he returns. "But what was that medication you gave me?" The doctor said, "Lipstick remover."

Hal-9000
08-04-2017, 10:16 PM
I know one like that with a brown ring and it's chewing tobacco :howdy:


:lol:

deebakes
08-05-2017, 02:11 AM
:doggybanana:

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tuqDNW1.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nlMnQi2.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/sKrkryD.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ez2iN5I.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/e77blTT.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/wf73WzM.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/rh0WaGF.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SoivQIh.jpg

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 03:50 AM
and of course the classic..


http://i.imgur.com/bKyy3S8.jpg

DemonGeminiX
08-05-2017, 03:54 AM
You forgot one classic:

http://i.imgur.com/rmFgBLv.gif

Hal-9000
08-05-2017, 04:04 AM
beo got me with that one night

I laughed until my throat closed :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-15-2018, 01:48 PM
:(

lost in melb.
05-15-2018, 01:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rh0WaGF.jpg

:lol:

I think this really sums up Hal :(

deebakes
05-17-2018, 12:17 AM
:(

Muddy
05-17-2018, 01:33 PM
Hal get your ass back here and get to postin' mafucka..

Godfather
05-18-2018, 05:55 AM
Halbert we miss you

Teh One Who Knocks
06-13-2018, 10:24 AM
:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-21-2018, 12:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/exOtmlHh.jpg

Godfather
07-20-2018, 07:28 AM
Hal we miss you and love you. Whatever it takes to bring you back, just say it.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-20-2018, 10:21 AM
:sad2:

Goofy
07-20-2018, 12:43 PM
I may have to email that Canadian bawbag :-k

deebakes
07-20-2018, 11:10 PM
:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2018, 03:50 PM
:sad:

deebakes
08-09-2018, 02:17 AM
:sad2:

RBP
08-09-2018, 03:38 AM
Hal we miss you and love you. Whatever it takes to bring you back, just say it.

I hear blowjob under blankets might help. Take one for the team.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-17-2018, 05:58 PM
HAL...HAL...HAL...HAL...HAL...HAL...HAL...

:(

Noilly Pratt
08-17-2018, 07:08 PM
I may have to email that Canadian bawbag :-k

Did you?

Pony
08-17-2018, 07:36 PM
:(

Griffin
08-17-2018, 10:45 PM
I hear blowjob under blankets might help. Take one for the team.

I have a king size plaid comforter... I think it's big enough to hide Hal under.

RBP
08-18-2018, 04:54 AM
I have a king size plaid comforter... I think it's big enough to hide Hal under.

Think blanket glory hole, and you're under the blanket.

Goofy
08-18-2018, 07:43 AM
Did you?
Maybe....... :oops:







I will when i get home today! Maybe i should share his email so you can all spam him :twisted:

Hikari Kisugi
08-18-2018, 08:15 AM
Good idea, if spamming his inbox with balls out gay porn doesn't get him back, then maybe subscribing him to tranny websites will!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2018, 11:59 AM
I wish Legmann was here because we could get him to write and sing one of those wonderful songs he used to make to lure Hal back :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2018, 02:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLIPeXPbJo

Goofy
08-23-2018, 03:13 PM
:shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2018, 04:09 PM
:shock:

He's up there with the greatest songwriters of all time....Lennon and McCarthy, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Legmann.... [-(

Noilly Pratt
08-23-2018, 05:53 PM
Dig that quality mic he used!

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2018, 11:59 AM
:(

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2018, 12:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spK26Tyk380

Muddy
09-05-2018, 12:51 PM
It's about time for Ol' Dirk Diggler to make an appearance..

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2018, 12:54 PM
It's about time for Ol' Dirk Diggler to make an appearance..

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/7747/e3p03S.jpg

Goofy
09-05-2018, 01:22 PM
He's alive and well btw :)

Muddy
09-05-2018, 01:49 PM
He send nudes?

Goofy
09-05-2018, 02:27 PM
He send nudes?
Yup :puke:

Muddy
09-05-2018, 02:39 PM
:lol:

deebakes
09-06-2018, 12:57 AM
tell the knob we miss him please goof :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
10-25-2018, 11:09 AM
:sad2:

Goofy
10-25-2018, 03:03 PM
Yay!!!!!! :cheers:
















Wait, that came out all wrong...... what i meant was awwwww :(

Teh One Who Knocks
11-16-2018, 06:04 PM
How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
And how we found
The same old fears
Wish you were here

deebakes
11-17-2018, 01:03 AM
:(

The Monk
11-18-2018, 04:55 AM
He's alive and well btw :)


He send nudes?


Yup :puke:


Not male ones again :?:

Goofy
11-19-2018, 02:33 PM
Not male ones again :?:
Unfortunately yes, he still hasnt had the sex change :(

Teh One Who Knocks
10-02-2019, 10:57 AM
:(

DemonGeminiX
10-02-2019, 12:34 PM
Did something happen? Is he taking time off again?

Goofy
10-02-2019, 12:41 PM
Did something happen? Is he taking time off again?
It's maybe his time of the month :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
10-18-2019, 11:29 AM
https://i.imgur.com/lXsLXOPl.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
12-06-2019, 02:11 PM
:sad2:

DemonGeminiX
12-06-2019, 04:01 PM
:(

RBP
12-06-2019, 04:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/M0InO0S.jpg

Godfather
12-07-2019, 02:43 AM
Miss you Hal. If you secretly read this, I hope you have a good Christmas/New Year and your bro doesn't drive you too bonkers :lol:

lost in melb.
12-18-2019, 07:35 AM
Miss our usual 'Australia is hotter than Canada is cold' arguments :(

Muddy
12-18-2019, 03:59 PM
He is busy baking all of us our Christmas cookie care packages..

Teh One Who Knocks
01-15-2020, 05:52 PM
:missing: :(

Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2020, 05:51 PM
:sad2:

Pony
04-14-2020, 09:30 PM
:(

deebakes
04-14-2020, 09:39 PM
:(

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2020, 10:12 PM
:(

Godfather
05-26-2020, 07:53 AM
:(

I've been thinking about some of the old guys from AS a lot recently for some reason, but I think this might be the last remaining bastion. Thankful so many of us are still here, don't get me wrong :D

Teh One Who Knocks
05-26-2020, 10:05 AM
:sad2:

Goofy
06-12-2020, 01:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XpOiWH3.mp4

deebakes
06-13-2020, 01:27 PM
stupid moose

lost in melb.
06-13-2020, 01:42 PM
He was watching the news through the window and is demanding foot bath and equal rights.






:pray:
:hills:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-11-2022, 12:06 PM
:sad2:

lost in melb.
01-11-2022, 12:31 PM
Yeah :sad2:

Hope he's ok. have a bad feeling...

Teh One Who Knocks
01-11-2022, 12:50 PM
Yeah :sad2:

Hope he's ok. have a bad feeling...

Me too....

Pony
01-11-2022, 01:59 PM
:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-08-2022, 10:34 AM
Sure, he shows up[ on a Friday when I wasn't around. :x






:sad2:

Godfather
08-10-2022, 05:19 AM
Such a little tease

deebakes
08-11-2022, 12:59 AM
Sure, he shows up[ on a Friday when I wasn't around. :x

:sad2:

maybe if you didn't take so many vacations :shrug:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-11-2022, 03:35 PM
maybe if you didn't take so many vacations :shrug:

:tup:

lost in melb.
08-11-2022, 09:26 PM
Well at least he's alive. It gives hope for others :)