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Muddy
06-24-2011, 11:42 PM
What a great thread this can be..... :lol:

redred
06-25-2011, 12:01 AM
mr right hand

minz
06-25-2011, 12:02 AM
Is this going to be one of those ego threads? :lol:

redred
06-25-2011, 12:03 AM
and yes it is a mr because when not doing that it's building my new house :lol:

Muddy
06-25-2011, 12:16 AM
I humped my wife two mornings ago... If I can stay un-inebriated for an hour or two more... Who knows?

Hal-9000
06-25-2011, 02:06 AM
I haven't humped anyone's wife for quite a while now :lol:

beowulf
06-25-2011, 11:14 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/beowulf04844/daily_picdump_weekend_edition_640_15.jpg

Noilly Pratt
06-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Q: What do you do if a pit bull humps your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.

I "hump" nothing...I make love

http://i56.tinypic.com/20gb2b9.jpg

Godfather
06-26-2011, 12:33 AM
girlfriends face

Jezter
06-26-2011, 07:33 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzp6h1qTtL1qzl3jro1_500.png

MrsM
06-27-2011, 02:58 PM
Husband - last night :tup:

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 06:50 PM
the little dog's leg from next door....confused the shit out of him :lol:

minz
06-27-2011, 06:59 PM
I cant remember that far back :(

Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:22 PM
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:35 PM
Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-27-2011, 07:38 PM
Hal looks for the little details when watching porn.

:lol:

Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:40 PM
Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm :lol:

Breitling, baby..

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:42 PM
Those porn guys from the 80's that weighed about a buck thirty wore the watch with honor :thumbsup:

and they always had the watch on the camera-side arm, that was resting on her hip or back, never blocking the penile entry angle though

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:44 PM
mirrors can be tricky with the side angle bj...you catch a quick glimpse and see your sweetie with her cheeks bulging and you realize - hey, that guy making the jungle faces is me :face:

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:46 PM
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:

http://www.manbeater.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shutterstock_watching-porn.jpg

Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:47 PM
What a pretty face...

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:49 PM
indeed

MrsM
06-27-2011, 07:49 PM
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:

Details?

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:50 PM
Details?

It started with pina colata flavored lube......

MrsM
06-27-2011, 07:51 PM
It started with pina colata flavored lube......

:lmao:

Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:51 PM
It started with pina colata flavored lube......



Actually... It all started with a look, and a tiny beach coverup dress..

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:58 PM
continue

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:59 PM
Mudd could she see your nipples thru the dress? :oops:

Muddy
06-27-2011, 08:02 PM
continue

I hate to look like a cornflake on here...

Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 08:07 PM
the fire is still alive with Mrs Mudd and that's cool :thumbsup:


next time think about possible video angles..

PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 08:10 PM
I hate to look like a cornflake on here...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wz7haVkWFAE/TR8YBk4c8NI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/gBchMbAIGOM/s1600/LOL-lolz.jpg

MrsM
06-27-2011, 08:24 PM
I hate to look like a cornflake on here...

PM is fine with me :tup:

Dr Death
06-27-2011, 08:30 PM
I cant remember that far back :(*sighs* me either! :(