View Full Version : Whats the last thing you humped?
Muddy
06-24-2011, 11:42 PM
What a great thread this can be..... :lol:
redred
06-25-2011, 12:01 AM
mr right hand
Is this going to be one of those ego threads? :lol:
redred
06-25-2011, 12:03 AM
and yes it is a mr because when not doing that it's building my new house :lol:
Muddy
06-25-2011, 12:16 AM
I humped my wife two mornings ago... If I can stay un-inebriated for an hour or two more... Who knows?
Hal-9000
06-25-2011, 02:06 AM
I haven't humped anyone's wife for quite a while now :lol:
beowulf
06-25-2011, 11:14 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p68/beowulf04844/daily_picdump_weekend_edition_640_15.jpg
Noilly Pratt
06-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Q: What do you do if a pit bull humps your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.
I "hump" nothing...I make love
http://i56.tinypic.com/20gb2b9.jpg
Godfather
06-26-2011, 12:33 AM
girlfriends face
Jezter
06-26-2011, 07:33 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzp6h1qTtL1qzl3jro1_500.png
Husband - last night :tup:
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 06:50 PM
the little dog's leg from next door....confused the shit out of him :lol:
I cant remember that far back :(
Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:22 PM
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:35 PM
Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm :lol:
DemonGeminiX
06-27-2011, 07:38 PM
Hal looks for the little details when watching porn.
:lol:
Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:40 PM
Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm :lol:
Breitling, baby..
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:42 PM
Those porn guys from the 80's that weighed about a buck thirty wore the watch with honor :thumbsup:
and they always had the watch on the camera-side arm, that was resting on her hip or back, never blocking the penile entry angle though
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:44 PM
mirrors can be tricky with the side angle bj...you catch a quick glimpse and see your sweetie with her cheeks bulging and you realize - hey, that guy making the jungle faces is me :face:
PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:46 PM
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:
http://www.manbeater.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shutterstock_watching-porn.jpg
Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:47 PM
What a pretty face...
PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:49 PM
indeed
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror... :lol:
Details?
PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:50 PM
Details?
It started with pina colata flavored lube......
It started with pina colata flavored lube......
:lmao:
Muddy
06-27-2011, 07:51 PM
It started with pina colata flavored lube......
Actually... It all started with a look, and a tiny beach coverup dress..
PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 07:58 PM
continue
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 07:59 PM
Mudd could she see your nipples thru the dress? :oops:
Muddy
06-27-2011, 08:02 PM
continue
I hate to look like a cornflake on here...
Hal-9000
06-27-2011, 08:07 PM
the fire is still alive with Mrs Mudd and that's cool :thumbsup:
next time think about possible video angles..
PorkChopSandwiches
06-27-2011, 08:10 PM
I hate to look like a cornflake on here...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wz7haVkWFAE/TR8YBk4c8NI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/gBchMbAIGOM/s1600/LOL-lolz.jpg
I hate to look like a cornflake on here...
PM is fine with me :tup:
Dr Death
06-27-2011, 08:30 PM
I cant remember that far back :(*sighs* me either! :(
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