Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2017, 12:04 PM
Tanveer Mann for Metro.co.uk
http://i.imgur.com/qSPIRYp.jpg
‘Tis the season of Coachella and this year’s line up is expected to be the best yet.
As always, tickets come with a hefty price tag – especially if you’re after a VIP pass.
Unless you’re a female between the age of 19 and 25.
Then you may be able to bag yourself a free pass for Weekend 2 – if you’re willing to accept these bizarre demands that is.
A recently divorced 56-year-old named Gordon has placed a Craigslist ad offering a ‘once in a lifetime opportunity’ for a ‘travel companion’ to accompany him to the music festival in his RV.
Sounds perfect right – what could go wrong?
http://i.imgur.com/M3A1WKe.jpg
Let’s take a look..
Gordie asks that his companion be ‘open-minded and opportunistic’, avoid ‘excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers’, and whisper a number of phrases in his ear.
That’s not it.
The companion ‘must keep hands and feet moisturized at all time’, have fingernails and toenails ‘nicely painted’ and allow him to ‘brush your hair once per day’.
Oh and any ‘personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence.’
The former Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation then gets even creepier.
‘Periodic moments of extended eye contact, at least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that ‘I am naughty’ and at least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.’
Well then.
We’re not entirely sure who this Gordon is or whether he even exists but it’s creepy AF.
Luckily, the post has since been deleted – otherwise who knows what other requests he might’ve added..
http://i.imgur.com/qSPIRYp.jpg
‘Tis the season of Coachella and this year’s line up is expected to be the best yet.
As always, tickets come with a hefty price tag – especially if you’re after a VIP pass.
Unless you’re a female between the age of 19 and 25.
Then you may be able to bag yourself a free pass for Weekend 2 – if you’re willing to accept these bizarre demands that is.
A recently divorced 56-year-old named Gordon has placed a Craigslist ad offering a ‘once in a lifetime opportunity’ for a ‘travel companion’ to accompany him to the music festival in his RV.
Sounds perfect right – what could go wrong?
http://i.imgur.com/M3A1WKe.jpg
Let’s take a look..
Gordie asks that his companion be ‘open-minded and opportunistic’, avoid ‘excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers’, and whisper a number of phrases in his ear.
That’s not it.
The companion ‘must keep hands and feet moisturized at all time’, have fingernails and toenails ‘nicely painted’ and allow him to ‘brush your hair once per day’.
Oh and any ‘personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence.’
The former Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation then gets even creepier.
‘Periodic moments of extended eye contact, at least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that ‘I am naughty’ and at least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower.’
Well then.
We’re not entirely sure who this Gordon is or whether he even exists but it’s creepy AF.
Luckily, the post has since been deleted – otherwise who knows what other requests he might’ve added..