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Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2017, 01:06 PM
Zachary T. Sampson, Tampa Bay Times Staff Writer


A Largo resident woke up Jan. 5 to find a naked man in his kitchen, police said.

He noticed damaged holiday decorations and prescription medications and forced the intruder out of his home on Seminole Boulevard. He then called the police.

The suspected burglar, Martin R. Henderson, 48, of Largo, told officers he had been smoking "spice," or synthetic marijuana, and used a butter knife to pry open the door of the mobile home about 2:30 a.m., according to an arrest report.

He said he broke in to "get sesame seeds for his hamburger."

He faces charges of burglary and possession of burglary tools.

Goofy
01-12-2017, 01:07 PM
:-s

redred
01-12-2017, 01:07 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2017, 07:31 PM
Take away from this story: Work hard and earn money so you don't have to live in a trailer. Apparently their locks are shitty enough that you can break into a trailer with a butter knife.

deebakes
01-13-2017, 02:54 AM
sounds like the bathroom door locks in the house :lol: