Been there - Done that

[MrsM]

24 hrs no - but overnight twice

HYE been in a car accident where your car was totalled?

[Noilly Pratt]

Very nearly...in 1980 they should have written it off (it broke the back axle in two!) but they didn't. Dad had a hairline crack in his spine and I had knee trouble all through my 20s.

HYE done anything daring like Skydiving?

[MrsM]

nope

HYE had been caught while having sex in public?

[SmoothBob]

Nope

HYE learnt some of a foreign language to impress someone u fancied/liked?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE learnt some of a foreign language to impress someone u fancied/liked?

No

HYE had sex with a friends ex?

[SmoothBob]

Yeah, he said he didn't care

HYE suggested somethin that has turned ur partner OFF?

[MrsM]

I don't think so :)

HYE found a nude pic of someone you know on the web?

[SmoothBob]

Yeah, recently too, a lassie i used tae work wi! :D

HYE had a fantasy about a partners sibling?

[MrsM]

Yes - and we will leave it at that;)

HYE skinny dipped where everyone was the same sex?

[SmoothBob]

only ever skinny dipped alone or with a girl

HYE stood in dog poop and then walked it in your house/work?

[MrsM]

Yes - stupid dogs

HYE locked your keys in your car - when it was still running?

[SmoothBob]

No but i've seen a mate do it! :D

HYE eaten somethin then been told after what it was and thrown up? :puke:

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE needed to get your stomach pumped?

[dmni]

No

HYE exercised until you threw up?

[MrsM]

nope

HYE had a 3some or more?

[dmni]

Not yet but the wife is coming around to the idea ;-)

HYE been tied up and blindfolded during sex?

[SmoothBob]

No but i've done that to someone..

HYE experimented wi butt sex?

[MrsM]

Hmmm - I believe so ;)

HYE played strip poker? and did you win or lose?

[SmoothBob]

Gods loadsa times, lost and won. Sometimes lost on purpose :naughty:

HYE lived in a commune?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE gone a week or more without electricity and running water

[SmoothBob]

Spent about 2 months living in a tent (in Ibiza so the weather wasnae bad!) had now electricity or water, or a kitchen, or a bedroom, or a..

HYE gone on holiday and when u got there wish u hadnae?

[MrsM]

No - since I don't go away often - it's usually well planned

HYE had any part of your body waxed?

[SmoothBob]

Yeah, my legs for charity...

HYE had or concidered plastic surgery?

[MrsM]

yes considered

HYE considered paying for sex?

[SmoothBob]

Yeah but when i was younger and couldn't figure out how to talk to women.

HYE told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?

[JoeyB]

Yeah but when i was younger and couldn't figure out how to talk to women.

HYE told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?

No.

Have you ever felt bad about sleeping with someone?

[RBP]

No.

Have you ever felt bad about sleeping with someone?

Yes, but she got me great sports tickets so.... yeah.

HYE fantasized about another person while doing your partner?

[MrsM]

Not all the time and I would assume that he does the same

HYE had a dream where you were with the same sex in a sexual way?

[SmoothBob]

Not that i remember ha ha! :D

HYE turned down an offer from someone of the same sex?

[MrsM]

Hmmm - I will have to say no - however it wasn't so much of an asking but more of if you want to you know where to find me

HYE gotten into a fight over a woman ?

[SmoothBob]

Nah, there no worth it :lol:

HYE killed and ate what u killed?

[MrsM]

Fish yes - and lots of fruits and veggies :)

HYE stayed awake for more than 48 hrs?

[SmoothBob]

Oh yeah, stayed awake for over 4 days straight while living in Ibiza, was 4 days o partyin, go to beach, party, swim, party, was great! :tup:

Had help though :lol:

HYE had an out o body experience?

[MrsM]

Not that I can recall

HYE done something you really didn't want to do - but did it because you thought you woudl get laid afterwards?

[SmoothBob]

Probably but not for the last 10 year or so so cannae quite remember..

HYE bought something u didn't want to go 1 up on The Jones?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE paid money to join a porn site?

[SmoothBob]

Nah, its all free isn't it? :lol:

HYE cheated on an exam?

[MrsM]

Yes :ashamed:

HYE had sex outside?

[Softdreamer]

Yes. EVERYWHERE :)

Have you ever had sex on a train/plain/bus

[MrsM]

Train - No, Plane - No, Bus - handjob

HYE needed to use a safe word during sex?

[Softdreamer]

Yes, and no matter how rough I was, and how much I treated her like a slut, she never used it.
I still see her around every now and again. She married a politician.. no surprise.

HYE eaten a meal in a foreign country that is considered non-food in your own (dog, insect, rat etc)

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE had sex or masturbated while at work?

[Muddy]

Yes

HYE done a 69 while driving down the road in rush hour?

[SmoothBob]

No, crazy person! :D

HYE seen pictures of someone u know nude online? (looking at MrsM doesnae count! :D)

[MrsM]

Nope not yet... but I'm always hoping :)

HYE left a nude pic on your camera by accident and someone found them?

[Softdreamer]

yes, on a digital camera when they first came out!

HYE kept pics of an ex of a sexual nature?

[Muddy]

No sir.

HYE set your hair on fire to gain the attention of that special someone?

[MrsM]

Nope

Have you ever joined a group/team/club (that you didn't want to) just so you could spend time with someone?

[Muddy]

YES

HYE tied a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

[MrsM]

Dogs love me - I don't need food

HYE bought food for the sole purpose of using it during sex?

[Muddy]

Yes- cucumbers

HYE Gotten a perm and looked ridiculous but thought you looked cool?

[MrsM]

Nope

Have you ever not been able to "perform" because you drank too much?

[Softdreamer]

NEVER!!!, well maybe once I couldnt go for session number 3.. But I think I was just tired :lol:

Have you ever stolen anything from your work.

[SmoothBob]

Do pens count? :lol:

HYE caused a car crash?

[MrsM]

Caused - no... been in - yes

HYE spent more than 1 day in a hospital?

[Yt Trash]

Yes, 4 days just a couple of weeks ago.

Have you ever been caught disrobing by relative?

[MrsM]

Yes - but I don't think they saw much

HYE been to a strip club with your mate?

[Muddy]

Nope

Have you ever not been able to "perform" because you drank too much?

Yes. It sucked.. I waited for that sex for 3 months...

HYE smoked cocaine?

[MrsM]

Smoked Cocaine - Nope

I'll re-post my other question...
HYE been to a strip club with your partner?

[Softdreamer]

Ive been to a strip club to meet my partner, she auditioned :)
Didnt get a job though :lol:

Have you ever slept with someone with more tattoos than you?

[MrsM]

Neither myself or my partners have tattoos

Have you received a BJ from someone with a tongue ring/stud

[SmoothBob]

No to a tongue stud but yes to a lip ring

HYE met one of your heroes?

[JoeyB]

No to a tongue stud but yes to a lip ring

HYE met one of your heroes?

Not yet, though many of my heroes are not Earth bound any longer.

Have you ever inserted something into your rectum for sexual reasons?

[SmoothBob]

Does a girl's tongue or finger count?

HYE caused people to leave a room cos of your jokes?

[JoeyB]

Does a girl's tongue or finger count?

HYE caused people to leave a room cos of your jokes?

Leave? No. But I did have a guy tell me I was funnier the drunker he got. And I did have a guy want to kick my ass for telling some jokes that were offensive to his beliefs. I regretted it deeply and we later became quite good friends. I was the person he called the week he needed a ride to work...

Have you ever felt deep remorse for something you have done?

[SmoothBob]

Yeah but wasnae everyone at some point? I dunno, maybe not..

HYE started a fight and quickly realised u aint gonna win?

[JoeyB]

Yeah but wasnae everyone at some point? I dunno, maybe not..

HYE started a fight and quickly realised u aint gonna win?

Started? No...never started a fight I knew I'd lose. Lost a lot, never started them though.

Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

[MrsM]

Yes - on a long bus ride, in a park, office, beach...

HYE seen anyone masturbate in public?

[SmoothBob]

A couple in the pool from me balcony, my wife and i watched them for a while then went to do 'something'...

HYE turned down a sexual request?

[MrsM]

Yes

HYE had sex within 24 hrs of meeting someone?

[dmni]

First time of meeting no, re-union after 10 years yes

HYE had sex in a swimming pool?

[MrsM]

Yes - not the best place

HYE had sex outdoors during the sunrise?

[dmni]

Yes

HYE had sex outdoors during the sunset?

[MrsM]

Yes

HYE made out in the back of a taxi?

[dmni]

No

HYE made out with someone to make someone else jealous?

[MrsM]

No

HYE totaled a car in an accident?

[dmni]

No

HYE given oral to someone with someone else watching?

[MrsM]

in person... no. But on a webcam - yes

HYE lost your keys - got the locks changed - then found your lost keys?

[Muddy]

HYE lost your keys - got the locks changed - then found your lost keys?

Just on my shed... :lol:

HYE slowed down on the interstate just to stop some asshole from being aggressive?

[dmni]

Yes

HYE locked your keys in your car with the engine running?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE given a foot massage to someone of the same sex?

[allsmiles]

Yes.

Have you ever tasted your own happy juice?

[MrsM]

Yes - yummy

HYE been naked in a sauna with strangers?

[Jezter]

Yes.


Have you everrr... peed in public?

[MrsM]

Yes in an ally or behind a parked car after the bars

HYE slept with 3 or more in a bed (no sex)?

[allsmiles]

3 including myself, if that counts. 2 of my best guy friends many times and once with a good guy friend and my girl friend in a different friend's bed, who was not home that night.

Have you ever been turned on by a vehicle?

[MrsM]

Yes - some rides are sexy (and got very aroused on the back of a motorcycle)

HYE flashed a stranger "by accident"

[allsmiles]

So many times that I am not even embarrassed when it happens anymore.

Have you ever been slapped in the face?

[MrsM]

in anger - no... in play - yes

HYE had sex in a sauna

[allsmiles]

No. Been to a sauna only once and we followed the rules.

Have you ever fallen off the roof of a house?

[MrsM]

Nope

Have you ever been to a strip club?

[Fodster]

Yes

Ever had a lap dance by a male and a female?

[Jezter]

Yes

Ever had a lap dance by a male and a female?

No.

Have youuuu eveeeerr....ummh...freaked out your partner with your sexual fantasy?

[MrsM]

I don't think so - he's pretty open to anything :)

HYE done something in the throws of passion - then afterwards thought "that was gross - why did I do that"?

[allsmiles]

No

Have you ever performed a sexual act in a public restroom?

[MrsM]

No

Have you ever performed a sexual act in a public restroom?

Yes - there are pics in my thread :)

HYE performed a sexual act in a movie theater?

[Muddy]

Yes - there are pics in my thread :)

HYE performed a sexual act in a movie theater?

No

HYE had a roasted chicken?

[MrsM]

Yes ... is there some other meaning to this? :)

HYE cooked a fancy meal for your partner in hopes to get lucky later?

[Muddy]

Yes ... is there some other meaning to this? :)

HYE cooked a fancy meal for your partner in hopes to get lucky later?

Yes

HYE cut a fart while having sex?

[allsmiles]

Yes

Have you ever played a practical joke on someone who ended up hurt as a result?

[allsmiles]

Wait, that yes was for Mrs. M's fancy meal thing. But I have also farted during sex, so yes to that, too.

[MrsM]

Yes (practical joke)

HYE hurt yourself or your partner during sex?

[Muddy]

Yes (practical joke)

HYE hurt yourself or your partner during sex?

Yes...

HYE shopped at Whole Foods Grocery?

[MrsM]

Yes...

HYE shopped at Whole Foods Grocery?

Nope

HYE had sex on a webcam?

[Muddy]

Nope

HYE had sex on a webcam?

No

HYE sworn allegiance to a foreign country?

[allsmiles]

No. Just to a man from a foreign country.

Have you ever been evicted?

[MrsM]

No

HYE been in a police car?

[Jezter]

No.

Have you ever been in an ambulance?

[MrsM]

Yes - after an accident... But just to be checked out, I didn't get a ride

HYE been so far in the wilderness that you did not see any other people for more than 2 days?

[Muddy]

Yes - after an accident... But just to be checked out, I didn't get a ride

HYE been so far in the wilderness that you did not see any other people for more than 2 days?

No... thats a wild thought though..

HYE damaged somebody's shit unbeknownst to them because they were an asshole?

[allsmiles]

No. But I wanted to a few times.

Have you ever dislocated a joint? (And no, I don't mean losing your weed)

[Jezter]

Not that I can remember...if you don't count my ankle dislocating when it broke.

Have you eveeeerr...ummh...sent an embarrassing/intimate message (text, email or fax) to the wrong person?

[Richard Cranium]

Not yet..


Ever been caught masturbating by a parent or spouse?

[Jezter]

Nope! Ninjafap skills, bro! :lol:

Have you ever masturbated in public?

[Muddy]

You guys really shouldn't get caught talking to each other about jacking off in here..

[MrsM]

Nope! Ninjafap skills, bro! :lol:

Have you ever masturbated in public?

Yes - although I don't think anyone saw (on a long bus ride in a mostly empty bus was a good one)

HYE been caught having sex in public?

[Jezter]

Nope.

HYE been caught having sex by someone you know?

[MrsM]

Yes - my roommate and a few friends walked in once... they went to a movie but it was sold out so they were home a hour or so earlier than expected :)

HYE touched your partners privates while driving?

[dmni]

Yes

HYE made someone cum while they were driving?

[MrsM]

Yes - but in hindsight we should have pulled over - it was a good thing the road was empty :)

HYE been to a swingers club?

[dmni]

No - need to persuade the wife (she is coming round to the idea...)

HYE been to a live sex show?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE gotten more from a lap dance than just a dance?

[Muddy]

You guys are perverts..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

HYE called someone a pervert

[Muddy]

YES

HYE come online for non sexual purposes?

[Jezter]

Yes, believe it or not! :lol:


HYE wondered why MG is such a prude? :razz:

[Muddy]

Cause I'm so old...

HYE fapped yourself into a coma?

[dmni]

You guys are perverts..

I have been called much worse...


Cause I'm so old...

HYE fapped yourself into a coma?

No

HYE had sex with someone from this forum?

[perrhaps]

Yes - it's called masturbation.

HYE gotten so drunk you have no idea where you are when you've woken up?

[allsmiles]

No.

Have you ever had sex with someone who was at least 20 years older or younger than you?

[RBP]

Yes... Gleefully! :cheerlead:

HYE had or given road head?

[MrsM]

No

HYE had sex with a friend - just to have sex (friends with benefits)

[allsmiles]

Yes

Have you ever had sex with someone and regretted it before you were even finished screwing?

[MrsM]

No

HYE had a condom break during sex?

[dmni]

Yes

HYE had sex outside while it was raining?

[MrsM]

In a tent yes, and on our back deck but when it started to rain we went inside

HYE watched someone else having sex - like in a window in the building across the street?

[Jezter]

No, Im not a creeper. :lol:

Haaave you everrr...roleplayed?

[MrsM]

Yes - but not often because we usually start to laugh and feel silly

HYE used household items as sex toys?

[allsmiles]

Yes. I used an electric toothbrush one time when I was working out of town for 6 weeks and didn't bring my toy. (I bought another toothbrush after that...)

Have you ever danced on a bar before?

[MrsM]

Bar no - table yes

HYE danced on a stripper pole (and if so was it naked or clothed?)

[SmoothBob]

No ah huvnae, HYE been surprised by ur friends hiring u a stripper?

[MrsM]

No - they know better :)

HYE seen someone naked online that you knew?

[SmoothBob]

Aye, i used to work with a couple of girls that are on godsgirls.com
Oh and pics from a tenerife bar that a girl i know went to and was put on their website wet tshirt comp..

Prob some others too ha ha!

HYE been mistaken for the opposite sex?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE french kissed a woman that you didn't know her name?

[SmoothBob]

Oh aye :)

HYE had sex with someone and never got their name?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE had a pregnancy scare?

[RBP]

YES :shock:

HYE fucked on the hood of a car?

[MrsM]

Yes

HYE ever had sex in a building stairwell?

[RBP]

yes ;)

HYE given head in a restaurant or club?

[MrsM]

In the bathroom yes - in the open no

HYE had sex at a drive-in movie?

[RBP]

Yes

HYE masturbated to a homosexual fantasy?

[MrsM]

Oh god yes

HYE went skinny dipping in a private pool after hrs? (that you were not invited to swim in)

[RBP]

sadly no :(

HYE had cam sex?

[MrsM]

Yes

HYE attended a sex themed conference (like the Everything to do about sex show)

[RBP]

Conference no... party yes....

HYE... faked an orgasm?

[MrsM]

Faked - I don't think so - embellished yes

HYE had a 3some?

[RBP]

yes and loved them.

HYE lied about cock size?

[MrsM]

Why would I lie about cock - I love it :)

HYE paid for a web porn site?

[dmni]

No - why pay when there is so much out there for free.

HYE lied to someone so they would have sex with you?

[MrsM]

Nope

Have you ever done something you normally wouldn't do in the hopes of getting laid afterwards?

[dmni]

Yes.

HYE taken part in a gang bang?

[MrsM]

Nope

HYE been too drunk to perform in bed?

[dmni]

Nope

HYE fallen asleep during sex?

[MrsM]

Yes :oops:

HYE had sex in a tree house?

[dmni]

Yes

HYE had sex in a public park?

[MrsM]

Yes at night

Have you ever been caught by a stranger while engaged in sex?

[perrhaps]

Yes

HYE been on an airplane flight that had an emergency landing?

[KevinD]

Yes (engine out, AND engine gone)

HYE had sex with twins?

[Dovah]

Yes, but at separate times, I dunno if that counts.

Have you ever been caught having sex by your own mother?

[MrsM]

No

HYE called in sick from work - just to say home and have sex?

[DemonGeminiX]

Not yet

HYE lost your train of thought when you heard other people talking about their sex lives?

[MrsM]

Not yet

HYE lost your train of thought when you heard other people talking about their sex lives?

Yes - the other day on the bus 2 girls were talking about skinny dipping and I almost missed my stop

HYE accidentally left some evidence that you just had sex (ie used condom, lube, toys) - that was found by a family member or roommate?

[HyperV12]

Yes, my mum found a condom wrapper I missed when I was 20 (some 30+ years ago), mum & dad were away for a long weekend leaving me at home. My girlfriend at the time and I only got out of bed to 're-hydrate and evacuate' that weekend and I missed a wrapper. It led to one of the most embarrassing but one of the best conversations I ever had with mum, probably the first truly adult to adult talks we had and set the tone for all future ones, by that I mean nothing was off limits. She passed 2yrs ago now and I miss her every day.

Have you ever walked in on someone you know having sex with someone they shouldn't be?

[DemonGeminiX]

No, not walked in... but I did listen to them for an entire night... had a test the next day too. Ignorant, inconsiderate fuckers. One of my roommates up at GA Tech. He had an ugly girlfriend, yet he kept pulling primo tail behind her back. I never understood that. He just shrugged whenever I said, "Dude, why don't you just get on with it and dump her? Your life will become that much more simple."

HYE agreed to have sex with someone at a future date only to find something out about them that made you change your mind about the agreement?

[MrsM]

Nope - Unless you mean with my husband and he does something that takes me out of the mood and he gets nothing

HYE went down on someone and aborted the oral because of the smell?