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Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2017, 12:27 PM
Brittney Donovan, Action News Jax


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A Jacksonville man was arrested after he allegedly stole his neighbor's underwear out of her garage several times.

The woman told police that she saw surveillance video showing 56-year-old Nicolas Rojas entering her garage and stealing her underwear.

She told officers she decided to confront him when she saw him inside her garage for the third time on Monday.

She opened the door to the garage while Rojas was still inside.

She told officers Rojas asked her if she had any lemons. She told him she did not, and he left.

The woman told police she went to his house to ask him why he took her underwear.

She said he admitted he took it but did not give it back.

He later came to her house and apologized, she said.

She told police she thought he was armed when he came over to apologize.

Her husband called police after she told him what happened.

Because the victim thought he was armed and his criminal history, officers surrounded his home and used a loud speaker to order him out of the house.

Rojas' son came home and told officers his father didn't have any weapons and was passed out drunk.

He got Rojas to come outside, where he was arrested.

He is charged with burglary.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-02-2017, 02:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/e8z7bUb.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
03-02-2017, 03:11 PM
He just wanted a lemon :hand:

DemonGeminiX
03-02-2017, 03:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk&ab_channel=Alf

deebakes
03-03-2017, 03:05 AM
who keeps underwear in the garage? :?

RBP
03-03-2017, 04:29 AM
He just wanted a lemon :hand:

lemonparty.org

RBP
03-03-2017, 04:39 AM
who keeps underwear in the garage? :?

Wheel never know for sure, but it might be hood thing, or she might be horny, or tired, maybe even exhausted... it's hard to get a handle on, or look into the window of one's desire, but what gets our engine's running, and what method we use for the transmission of that desire, is something we all lug around...

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 05:01 AM
:-s

Are you feeling alright? You're usually better with grammar and usage. Or was that intentional?

RBP
03-03-2017, 05:05 AM
:facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 05:06 AM
Ok, I'm sorry. I see now. It's late and I'm tired. I'm not feeling very punny right now.

:lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 05:07 AM
That was a pretty crappy pun, btw.

RBP
03-03-2017, 05:20 AM
That was a pretty crappy pun, btw.

Your mom's a crappy pun. :hand:

RBP
03-03-2017, 05:30 AM
It was a 10 pun run. :-s

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 05:50 AM
Your mom's a crappy pun. :hand:

:nono:

Don't bring mothers into this.


It was a 10 pun run. :-s

A 10 crappy pun run. :lol:

RBP
03-03-2017, 05:51 AM
My jokes are meant to amuse 1 person. Mission accomplished.

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 05:52 AM
:lol:

You post crappy puns to amuse yourself?

RBP
03-03-2017, 06:00 AM
I don't see why that's a problem. :lol: Perhaps someone else will enjoy a post. If not, that's cool too. I always humor one person. That's enough for me.

It's very freeing.... kinda like that moment when you decide you couldn't give a fuck if you get fired. Calgon, take me away.

DemonGeminiX
03-03-2017, 06:17 AM
Ok. :lol:

deebakes
03-04-2017, 01:37 AM
My jokes are meant to amuse 1 person. Mission accomplished.

:lol: