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Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2017, 12:44 PM
By Emily Zanotti - Heat Street


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Next month, Variety magazine will host its annual “Women in Power” luncheon, where it will pass out “lifetime achievement awards” to several lucky ladies who have dedicated their lives in the service of others.

This year, for no apparent reason, Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, will get a “lifetime achievement” award for her service to…well, that part’s not quite clear.

But she’ll get the lifetime achievement award anyway.

According to Variety, the women will get the award for “their humanitarian work,” as well as their impact on the fields of entertainment and media. Included in this year’s group is Jessica Chastain, who has led a one-woman campaign in support of Planned Parenthood and O-magazine editor and Oprah BFF Gayle King, who uses her fortune to help the homeless and destitute in New York City.

Other honorees have fought child sex trafficking, helped homeless youth, and funded a vast network of legal clinics to aid the marginalized.

Chelsea Clinton, it says, is vice chair of the Clinton Foundation. A foundation she only works for because her parents founded it to keep their wealth flowing in the years they don’t spend running for public office. But it helps children.

Chelsea’s many other endeavors—authoring books that don’t sell, being snarky on Twitter, and serving on the board of several large-scale tech firms, operated by major Democratic donors—were oddly left out of her official biography.

Four hundred people are expected to attend the April 21st luncheon, one of the largest gatherings of powerful women each year. It’s almost certain Chelsea will attend, despite her crowded social calendar.

Muddy
03-22-2017, 02:16 PM
Very unappealing female to me.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2017, 03:37 PM
:facepalm:

deebakes
03-23-2017, 12:44 AM
:suicide:

Griffin
03-23-2017, 02:45 AM
Hillary and Chelsea are sitting around the table having a mother/daughter talk. "So, Chelsea," says her mother, "you've been going to college for awhile now. Have you had sex yet?"
"Well," says Chelsea, "Not according to Dad."

RBP
03-23-2017, 05:12 AM
Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for the exact same reason.

perrhaps
03-24-2017, 09:07 AM
Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for the exact same reason.

Nah, that was for not being George Bush.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-24-2017, 05:39 PM
Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for the exact same reason.

Then started 4 wars