Teh One Who Knocks
03-23-2017, 11:30 AM
By Lizzy Acker | The Oregonian/OregonLive
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A man in a Deadpool onesie learned the hard way this weekend that when you are drunk and in need of a chalupa, it's always best to call a Lyft.
Early Saturday morning, police from Portland's East Precinct detained a man who had driven his car onto the lawn of a Foster-Powell area Taco Bell and then passed out in his car.
The man was dressed in a Deadpool onesie.
They tweeted about it, just like you would have.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lots of DUII drivers out tonight. This one was passed out behind the wheel on the lawn at Taco Bell wearing <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Deadpool?src=hash">#Deadpool</a> PJs. <a href="https://t.co/RbU8q4ddb7">pic.twitter.com/RbU8q4ddb7</a></p>— East Precinct (@ppbeast) <a href="https://twitter.com/ppbeast/status/843384362481541120">March 19, 2017</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Deadpool, is, of course, the funniest X-Man (sorry Wolverine), who has his second movie coming out in 2018.
In fact, getting picked up for a DUII in a Deadpool onesie after driving a car onto a Taco Bell lawn and passing out seems so on-brand for Deadpool that someone should double check that this isn't part of a viral marketing campaign for the next movie.
On Monday morning, Sgt. Pete Simpson, spokesperson for the Portland Police Bureau said the driver was 18-year-old Torren Alexander Cooksey. He was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of DUII and Reckless Driving.
"My understanding is that he was passed out in the car when police encountered him," Simpson added.
http://i.imgur.com/Z3gOnz2.jpg
A man in a Deadpool onesie learned the hard way this weekend that when you are drunk and in need of a chalupa, it's always best to call a Lyft.
Early Saturday morning, police from Portland's East Precinct detained a man who had driven his car onto the lawn of a Foster-Powell area Taco Bell and then passed out in his car.
The man was dressed in a Deadpool onesie.
They tweeted about it, just like you would have.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lots of DUII drivers out tonight. This one was passed out behind the wheel on the lawn at Taco Bell wearing <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Deadpool?src=hash">#Deadpool</a> PJs. <a href="https://t.co/RbU8q4ddb7">pic.twitter.com/RbU8q4ddb7</a></p>— East Precinct (@ppbeast) <a href="https://twitter.com/ppbeast/status/843384362481541120">March 19, 2017</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Deadpool, is, of course, the funniest X-Man (sorry Wolverine), who has his second movie coming out in 2018.
In fact, getting picked up for a DUII in a Deadpool onesie after driving a car onto a Taco Bell lawn and passing out seems so on-brand for Deadpool that someone should double check that this isn't part of a viral marketing campaign for the next movie.
On Monday morning, Sgt. Pete Simpson, spokesperson for the Portland Police Bureau said the driver was 18-year-old Torren Alexander Cooksey. He was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of DUII and Reckless Driving.
"My understanding is that he was passed out in the car when police encountered him," Simpson added.