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Teh One Who Knocks
02-12-2011, 12:03 AM
by Ted Casablanca, Whitney English and Katie Rhames - E! Online


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Guess getting naked runs in Levi Johnston's family!

Rumors swirled earlier this month that Levi's little sister Mercede Johnston, 19, was taking it off for Playboy, and now sources close to Bristol Palin are bemoaning the naked truth.

So will the teenager be baring all, unlike her brother who didn't show anything in Playgirl?

We're hearing yes.

"Playboy approached her and she said yes," confirms our insider.

"It's easy money. She always wanted to be a model, but it can be tough to break into the industry. And she's obviously choosing to go the easy route and take her clothes off."

Call us old fashioned, but maybe she's a little too young to figure that out yet? Hell, she can't even have champagne to toast her spread.

"If she wants to take all of her clothes off at 19 for money, there's always going to be someone who's going to pay her to do that," sasses our source.

True...however, it seems that Sarah Palin's family may share our reluctant attitude.

"I think Bristol and the family feel the same way they did when Levi did Playgirl: a sense of deep disappointment," dishes our insider. "There are some things you shouldn't do, even if you need money."

Oh, and fun fact alert! Bristol Palin's new boyfriend Gino Paoletti is actually Mercede's ex-boyfriend from high school.

"He's an OK guy," says our source. "He played on the Colony High School football team."

We're told Bristol isn't fazed by it.

Playboy isn't commenting, and we have yet to hear back from Mercede.

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 12:29 AM
and who is Levi Johnston and why do we care?

Teh One Who Knocks
02-12-2011, 12:34 AM
He's the dude that's daddy to Bristol Palin's kid

RBP
02-12-2011, 12:38 AM
I see porn in her future. :giggity:

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 12:52 AM
He's the dude that's daddy to Bristol Palin's kid

wait :lol:

"I think Bristol and the family feel the same way they did when Levi did Playgirl: a sense of deep disappointment,"

so underage single Mom is disappointed in her ex doing Playboy???



:lol: brb

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 12:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/4kAnw.gif

Dr. Girlfriend
02-12-2011, 02:26 AM
So will the teenager be baring all, unlike her brother who didn't show anything in Playgirl?

I never saw that issue. Did he not show anything or didn't he have anything to show?

Godfather
02-12-2011, 07:10 AM
You sure you guys want to keep Alaska? :lol: We'll take it off your hands.... the coast we'll use to fish on, the rest we'll just take the cameras away from and ignore

You can have Toronto in return. It's win-win really

Teh One Who Knocks
02-12-2011, 11:17 AM
You sure you guys want to keep Alaska? :lol: We'll take it off your hands.... the coast we'll use to fish on, the rest we'll just take the cameras away from and ignore

You can have Toronto in return. It's win-win really

We'll give you NJ and we get the Yukon....final offer :hand:

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 06:26 PM
We'll give you NJ and we get the Yukon....final offer :hand:

Snookieville?

No deal :hand:

Godfather
02-12-2011, 07:57 PM
Yeah and I like the Yukon... I mean, I wouldn't want to live there. Or even visit. But without it Canada would look strange geographically

I think Alaska for the lowest hook of Ontario would make perfect sense :-k Our boarder would be right along the 49th like it it should be, and you guys wouldn't have a state cut off :-k

It's very logical... if anything, a greater loss for us with Toronto being the hub of commerce for the nation.

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 08:15 PM
we could ditch Quebec, erect 500 foot walls and I wouldn't lose any sleep on how it looks geographically :lol:

samarchepas
02-12-2011, 08:34 PM
really? (no I'm not from Quebec)...but that would just cut the entire country half :lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-12-2011, 09:12 PM
Let's see: Momma bear's daughter got knocked up out of wed lock, the daughter and the child's father are no longer together, child's father posed for playgirl, child's aunt is gonna pose for Playboy, and child's momma is dating child's aunt's former boyfriend.

Man, this is better than Jerry Springer.

:lol:

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 09:22 PM
really? (no I'm not from Quebec)...but that would just cut the entire country half :lol:

we'd call it - the American northwest passage :lol:

Hal-9000
02-12-2011, 09:23 PM
Let's see: Momma bear's daughter got knocked up out of wed lock, the daughter and the child's father are no longer together, child's father posed for playgirl, child's aunt is gonna pose for Playboy, and child's momma is dating child's aunt's former boyfriend.

Man, this is better than Jerry Springer.

:lol:

that's kinda what I was driving at with Bristol being disappointed in him :lol:

redred
02-15-2011, 01:21 PM
can they pay her not to do playboy?

PapaZ
02-15-2011, 01:22 PM
I hope she does it... just to embarrass that cunt Sarah Palin. :roll: