42-year-old man chokes to death at Voodoo Doughnut shop

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Jesse Paul | The Denver Post


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A 42-year-old man choked to death early Sunday at Voodoo Doughnut on East Colfax Avenue in Denver.

Travis Malouff was pronounced dead at the scene.

The Denver Office of the Medical Examiner says he died of asphyxia, due to obstruction of the airway.

The Denver Police Department and Denver Health medical center declined to comment on the case. The Denver Fire Department said it responded to Voodoo Doughnut at 1:10 a.m., but a spokesman said he couldn’t discuss the incident further.

A manager at the store declined to comment on Monday evening.

KUSA-Channel 9 reported that witnesses say Malouff was doing a doughnut challenge before he died — trying to eat a half-pound doughnut in 80 seconds or less.

[Griffin]

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. Stunned by her beauty,the two guys stare at her for awhile, debating whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to cough, clutching her throat, and begin to turn blue. (obviously in serious respiratory distress)

One said to the other, "That gal is having a bad time!" The other agreed and said, "Do you think we should go help?" "You bet!" said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you speak?" She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can you breath?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down her panties and ran his tongue up her butt crack. She was so shocked by the act, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with embarrassed relief. At which point, the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work!"

[lost in melb.]

hind lick maneuver

Only over 40s will get this :lol: