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lost in melb.
04-07-2017, 01:22 PM
Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission'

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/13/07/state-representative-jessica-farrar-texas.jpg

A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives.

Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.”

Allowing Texas men only “occasional” masturbatory emissions inside the approved facilities, the bill would insist that the resulting semen be “stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.”

After receiving its first reading, the bill has now been referred to the Texas House State Affairs Committee. Ms Farrar has proposed that it become law on September 1......


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-anti-masturbation-bill-fine-for-masturbating-illegal-jessica-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html

Goofy
04-07-2017, 07:01 PM
inB4Dee :wank:

Hikari Kisugi
04-07-2017, 07:18 PM
Who the fuck votes for these people?
Seriously?
How fucking insane is your society that something like this ever gets 'read' anywhere outside of a fucking padded cell?
People think the mussies are fucking backwards, they never actually progressed once their book came along, rather than these people, who progressed, and then fucking retarded themselves, and advertise their utter shitbrainedness publically.

Hugh_Janus
04-07-2017, 08:15 PM
hold on there, pal. those terrorists are the most backward people in the world :slap:

Hikari Kisugi
04-07-2017, 10:33 PM
hold on there, pal. those terrorists are the most backward people in the world :slap:

yeah the started there
they stayed there
they don't educate
their book forbids fucking expansion

these fucking retards are worse
they have the entire world at their disposal, all the books education, freedom
and they choose to....

try to ban fapping!

seriously
take a fucking look at yourselves
at least with the fucking mussies you know they are a backward oppressive bunch of nutjobs who were more advanced 3000 years ago 1500 years before their fucking book
its a fucking disgrace

lost in melb.
04-07-2017, 10:58 PM
Well I think these laws are very progressive!


supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions

http://lghttp.14854.nexcesscdn.net/80715E/magento/media/catalog/product/7/0/70651-front-2.jpg

lost in melb.
04-07-2017, 11:02 PM
“Hospital Masturbatory Assistant”


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/89/47/d28947377a3a8983b2d27339ea54c8a1.jpg

Griffin
04-08-2017, 01:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJUToUM8ro

deebakes
04-08-2017, 02:18 AM
:dwank:

The Monk
04-08-2017, 06:52 AM
Was this released on 1st April by chance?

Hikari Kisugi
04-08-2017, 07:22 AM
Was this released on 1st April by chance?

Amazingly, nope.

DemonGeminiX
04-08-2017, 10:34 AM
It's actually a satirical bill, filed to criticize Texas lawmakers' stance on abortion, according to the Representative that filed it. It has no hope of passing.

DemonGeminiX
04-08-2017, 10:35 AM
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/03/13/texas-lawmaker-files-unusual-bill-to-troll-anti-abortion-legislation/

Pony
04-08-2017, 12:26 PM
It's actually a satirical bill, filed to criticize Texas lawmakers' stance on abortion, according to the Representative that filed it. It has no hope of passing.

Maybe I'll start one that says every time a woman has her period she's killing a potential infant.

DemonGeminiX
04-08-2017, 12:44 PM
What would be more painful in that situation? Making the move to Texas, actually convincing the residents of your district to vote for you, or dealing with the rest of the state legislature?

RBP
04-08-2017, 03:26 PM
I am organizing a jerk-in at the capital.

Hikari Kisugi
04-08-2017, 03:58 PM
Okay, I'll take a step back from my previous comments then.

Godfather
04-08-2017, 07:05 PM
Maybe I'll start one that says every time a woman has her period she's killing a potential infant.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is greaaaat

RBP
04-08-2017, 07:12 PM
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is greaaaat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk